A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee,
"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued..
"Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,"
"I would have been released today!
2007-04-13 06:51:02 · 13 answers · asked by LONE WOLF 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha instead of twenty years he got a life sentence
2007-04-13 06:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This joke may have been posted the other day BUT I never seen or heard of it before now. Thanks for reposting it John Boy ! Sorry Lettinitbe but I did think it was funny, NOW ! How many shotguns were at your wedding Lettinitbe ? ....LOL....OR maybe you spend too much time at the computer ?
2007-04-13 08:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely.
2007-04-13 06:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This was only on here the other day - and sorry but no it`s not funny.
It`s corny, it`s cr*p, it`s sh*te.
It wasn`t funny the other day and it`s not funny now.
(the stuff people will put up with for 2 points.....sad)
2007-04-13 06:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah, Poor Man! LOL.
2007-04-16 01:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MAN I'M MARRIED AND THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY 10/10
2007-04-13 07:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
absolutely brilliant,lollol
2007-04-13 06:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bad situation, good joke.
2007-04-13 07:32:42 · answer #8 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lmao! shaaame! :P
2007-04-15 08:00:15 · answer #9 · answered by wheelie bin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good
2007-04-13 07:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋