Two fellas are doing construction on a house. One of them, nailing down panels on the side of the house, repeatedly reaches into his nail pouch, pulls out a nail, then either tosses it over his shoulder or nails it into the panel.
The other builder asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?” The first fella explained: “If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it’s pointed towards me, I throw it away ’cos it’s defective. If it’s pointed toward the house, I nail it into the panel.”
The second builder was outraged. “You moron!” he yelled! “The nails pointed towards you aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”
2007-04-13 07:53:45 · 8 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
they are prolly blonde.
not that its badf or anything.
* 4 you
2007-04-13 07:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The oldies are always the best
2007-04-13 15:41:19 · answer #2 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one years ago when I was in that field. I loved it then, and I still do.
2007-04-13 14:58:53 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well anyone knows that!
2007-04-13 16:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes....when i heard it, it was 2 irishmen.
( very polite aren`t you....? )
2007-04-13 15:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um huh? that wasnt funny and i didnt really get it!
2007-04-13 14:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
my first reaction was to laugh and i did....
2007-04-13 15:10:57 · answer #7 · answered by karen g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it lots ::!!! but i will use the "Irish" tag::!!
2007-04-13 15:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋