Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,
called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who
created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was sitting behind
her, took out his pencil and jabbed her in the butt. "God Almighty!"
shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching
her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord And
Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny
came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..." What did Eve Say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue with his
#2 pencil. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'm going to break it
in half!" The nun fainted....
2007-04-13 02:25:48 · 26 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweetlikcandy1, I didn't know someone posted the same joke....f u ck you
2007-04-13 02:33:12 · update #1
Hey, I still like this joke even though this is not my first time hearing it... but the first time I heard about it was Little Johnny sleeping and Mary Magaret poking him with the pencil... Hahaha... no matter what, it's great you share this joke with us!
2007-04-13 02:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got a better one on the same sort of line
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to hell." This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!" They were shocked and asked why. "Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
2007-04-13 07:17:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 12:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL never heard it before
2007-04-13 04:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by tstnre 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny
2007-04-13 03:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by Prince N 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-04-13 02:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Great Joke
2007-04-13 02:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke.Thanks for the laugh
2007-04-13 03:32:55 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that is a funny and creative joke
2007-04-13 02:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is the best joke I have ever heard, seriously.
2007-04-13 03:23:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mr N 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋