Any random guess will do..................
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2007-04-13 07:53:09 · 41 answers · asked by Apfel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-13 07:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
You are wandering and wondering. Speaking of God's people:
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."
2007-04-13 07:57:15 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The old kit kat commercial
Senjaya needs to lose
you need to shower
your dog needs to shower
your nail polish color
stop and get gas later
is snow is yellow, it must be.....
brad pitt
is the coffee pot on
where did I put that hair thing
do I look fat
do my eyebrows need to be plucked
did I shave today
when is that meeting again
my mother-in-law is crazy
If they don't leave me alone, I will....
do I need botox
I should quit my job
where's the beef
30's not old
hungry, why wait
did I leave the iron on
what is emo anyway
2007-04-13 07:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by GreekQT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are think about stripping down in to your undies, covering yurself in green jello, going to the tallest building you can find, standing on the roof and singing "I'm a little teapot" while the whole time your are playing with a hula hoop in flip flops. That would be my guess.
2007-04-13 07:59:02 · answer #4 · answered by jignutty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can Any One Make U Laugh, & MaKe ur Mood,We I Will Try Bring Smile On Ur Face,
Man tells Doctor: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute,and my wife's a gambler.Doctor: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am HIV positive.
U Might Have Hear It
2007-04-13 08:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by blueblood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goat Cheese
2007-04-13 07:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by melaniejean862209 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your thinking how humanity has changed for the worst and you don't understand why the gap between Rich and poor is getting bigger and bigger...Your also thinking about Taco Bell and how good a Taco would taste right now..and why is the boy you like, not in to you and the boy who is in to you, your not in to him and how life is just not fair...
And yes you should wear under wear!!!!
2007-04-13 07:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cooking tonights dinner
2007-04-13 07:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are thinking of... going to the beach this summer and wearing a tiny bikini.
2007-04-13 08:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're thinking of me trying to guess what you are thinking of.
2007-04-13 08:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by May 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many people will answer my question? Will I get numerous stars and lots of points?
2007-04-13 07:56:37 · answer #11 · answered by momo5j7 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋