Three men( English, French, and Irish) are stranded on an island and caught by canibals. The canibals tie the men to trees and say "we are going to skin you alive, eat you, and use your skin for our canoes. But first we will grant you one wish." The English man says, " I want my right hand free and a sword". They give it to him and he says " long live the queen" and kills himself. The French man says "I want my right hand free and a sword". They give it to him and he says "long love the king and kills himself. They ask the Irish man what his wish is and he says "I want my right hand free and a fork". Puzzled they give it to him and he says "F**K YOUR CANOES"!
2007-04-13 09:53:13 · 10 answers · asked by bluntman 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. There's no accounting for cleverness! LOL.
2007-04-16 00:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! That was great!!!! Tell me what you think of this.
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it.There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the roadside in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer..)
The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man...
ATTENTION!!!
WOMEN: END JOKE HERE..
MEN: KEEP SCROLLING..
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman MUST have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident!
(By the way if you're a woman, and you're reading this...this brings up another point....)
WOMEN NEVER LISTEN, EITHER!
2007-04-13 17:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
i heard that in the end he started to stab himself with the fork so they couldnt use him for the canoe. [[cuz there are holes all over his body]]
2007-04-13 17:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by Guilty innocence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman goes into labor yells, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Can’t!” She was having contractions.
A baby seal walks into a club.
2007-04-13 17:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!! The length was well worth it.
2007-04-13 17:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by hopeisathingwithfeathers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh
im irish.
2007-04-13 17:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-04-13 17:18:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old
2007-04-13 17:02:22 · answer #8 · answered by matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHaHaHaHa !!!!!!
2007-04-13 16:58:07 · answer #9 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny??????????????????????
what is the question anyways???????
2007-04-13 17:16:30 · answer #10 · answered by i ask dumb things 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋