He then pulls out a 9 inch man in tux and tails who sits at the piano and plays a selection by Bach beautifully. The bar tender is shocked, amazed and curious and asks the man where on earth he got this little person. The man tells the bar tender that he was on a beach and found a bottle. When he rubbed the bottle a genie came out and granted him a wish. The bar tender asked him what he wished for. The man said "the darn fool thought I asked for a 9 inch pianist".
2007-04-13 06:30:57 · 8 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Golden oldie!!
My turn...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down, orders a drink, but notices an ape sitting behind the bar. So, he asks the bartender about it. The bartender says “you haven’t seen this?? Watch this!”. He then brings out a baseball bat, and cracks the ape over the head. The ape then squats in front of the bartender, unzips his fly…..and goes down on the bartender. The ape finishes up, and the bartender turns to the customer and asks him,” you wanna try?” The guy hesitates a little and says “ Ok, but don’t hit me so hard.”
2007-04-13 09:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really, but how bout this one,
a priest a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says what is this, some kind of joke?
2007-04-13 13:36:25 · answer #2 · answered by thing4reason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, a little long but pretty good
2007-04-13 13:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl thats funny.
2007-04-14 02:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by *~Cat~* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL be careful what you wish for!!! HAHA
2007-04-13 16:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, i'll use that one at work.
2007-04-13 13:43:56 · answer #6 · answered by Deb M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do have to say i thought that was funny!!!
2007-04-13 13:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahah........ithort it was quite a gud joke.............i'm even gonna star it lol x
2007-04-13 13:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by halogirl06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋