He ran down the street with his yoke hanging out!!!!!
(gimme a break it was the first 'dirty' joke i ever heard and i still rem it..... its funny when your 12)
2007-04-13 02:53:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And I thought it got itself laid.
A guy wakes up one morning with a headache from a hangover. As he opens his eyes he sees that he is lying in bed with two gorgeous blonds,and all three were naked.
He rubs his eyes and decides to head to the kitchen for coffee. He makes the coffee and reaches for milk in the fridge when he sees it is stuffed with a million dollars.
He starts thinking of the blondes upstairs and sips his coffee looking out into the garden where he sees a lot of Ku Klux Klan hanging around outside. He can't figure it out and starts towards the stairs and kicks a Genie lamp
...still with me?.....
he picks up the lamp and gives it a rub (as usual) when out pops a Genie and as usual asks him if he can grant him three wishes. Never mind the wishes he said what is happening here?
The genie says don't you remember last night you drank 15 beers and left the pub to go home. You were bursting for a pee and went up an alley for one. You kicked the lamp and rubbed it and I granted you three wishes.
OK I can understand the two blondes, I always wanted a threesome! The money...I always wanted a cool million! But the guys dressed in white with the pointed hats?
Oh that said the Genie that's because you always wanted to be hung like a black!!!!!
(Oh can I get 10 points too!!!!!)
2007-04-13 03:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Ahh bless you. The yokes on you.
2007-04-13 03:05:13 · answer #2 · answered by David 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. That was so my egg, I taught him everything he knows about being sexy.
2007-04-13 02:57:29 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ĴỤiiČ¥♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 eggs in a pan of boiling water........ 1 male , 1 female,,,
the female egg turns to the male egg and says " hey look i have crack"
the males says "give me 60 seconds im not hard yet"
2007-04-13 03:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 5⤊ 1⤋
oh ya-ah......heard version that it swam across a river,still fresh indeed.
2007-04-13 03:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i did
2007-04-13 03:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by b.hole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one.
2007-04-13 03:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-04-13 04:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good ... lol
2007-04-13 03:07:58 · answer #9 · answered by Nics 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋