Jokes & Riddles - October 2006

Will post answers if no one gets it.

2006-10-29 15:15:21 · 17 answers · asked by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6

ok there is a terrible trainwreck in TX but mysteriously NO ONE died but then on the police report there were two dead
HOW COULD THIS BE?

2006-10-29 15:10:11 · 18 answers · asked by taytay 2

2006-10-29 15:08:09 · 4 answers · asked by martha h 1

0KAY, Y0UR STUCK iN A R00M WiTH N0 D00RS, AND N0 WiND0WS. JUST A TABLE AND A MiRR0R. H0W D0 Y0U GET 0UT?

2006-10-29 15:04:09 · 24 answers · asked by GRETCHEN 2

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."

"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."

"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."

"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon," replied Willis.

2006-10-29 14:57:01 · 7 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6

What is the first thing you know????

2006-10-29 14:56:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

what does this mean? I saw somebody with a bumper sticker of this

2006-10-29 14:56:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

One night a group of friends were on a road trip and decided to stop at a hotel for the night. There were three guys that went to the hotel manager for a room. The manager said a room would be $30. So they all paid $10 each. The bellman took their luggage up to their room, but when he came back down the manager told him that he over charged the men $5 extra for the room and to bring the $5 back. The bellman was a little upset anyway because the guys didn't tip him so he took $2 and gave the men only $3 back. So each man ended up paying $9 for the room. 3 people paying $9 comes to $27 but $27 and the bellman's $2 tip only comes to $29. What happened to the other dollar?

2006-10-29 14:54:19 · 10 answers · asked by missmozee 3

A traveling salesman (selling shoes) stops at a farm in the Midwest. Before he could knock on the door, he noticed an old truck on fire. He rushed over and pulled a young lady out of the flaming truck. Farmer Crane came out and gratefully thanked the traveling salesman for saving his daughter’s life. Mr. Crane insisted on giving the man an award for his heroism. So, the salesman said, “If you insist, I do not want much. Get your checkerboard and place one grain of wheat on the first square. Then place two grains of wheat on the next square. Then place four grains on the third square. Continue this until all 64 squares are covered with grains of wheat.” As he had just harvested his wheat, Mr. Crane did not consider this much of an award, but he soon realized he made a miscalculation on the amount of wheat involved

Next--How much total grain would the traveling salesman receive if the checkerboard only had 24 squares? Finally--Calculate the amount of wheat necessary to fill 64 Squares

2006-10-29 14:51:28 · 6 answers · asked by ^*({K})r3My~(S)$yn luv$2play 1

2006-10-29 14:26:21 · 18 answers · asked by ™ šmïŁê™ 2

S,A,J,

2006-10-29 14:22:32 · 18 answers · asked by The brainteaser 5

Asphalt is not a rectal desease. Necromania is not the capitol of an Eastern European country. And Conservative Democrat is an oxymoron

2006-10-29 14:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by barrettins 3

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

2006-10-29 14:13:51 · 14 answers · asked by Nadia D 1

what is the next in this sequence

PLJUHFNVXTEQSHYCMJLAPQMZNCKGURZPMQALKSJDHFGPQOWIEURLAKSJDHF

2006-10-29 14:10:07 · 20 answers · asked by The brainteaser 5

(besides 'to get to the other side')

2006-10-29 14:09:48 · 21 answers · asked by funnyrob01 4

A newly wed couple is sitting on a bench when an older gentleman walks by with a young woman on his arm. The new husband turns to his bride and says, "When I'm 80 I might have to divorce you and marry a 20 year old..." To which his new wife quickly retorts, "That's okay. When I'm 80 I'm going to divorce you and marry a man who's 20... Cause you know... 20 goes into 80 a heck a lot more times than 80 goes into 20..."

2006-10-29 14:03:34 · 12 answers · asked by Nunya M 4

Around the corner there is a tree.
Under the tree there is a school.
In the school there is a desk.
Behind the desk there is a bell.
Behind the desk is a teacher.
What is the teacher's name?

2006-10-29 13:58:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

what comes next in this sequence

QYDJVMDGH

2006-10-29 13:57:40 · 22 answers · asked by The brainteaser 5

A smart blonde, an attractive brunette, and Santa Clause are walking down the street and come across a $100. Which one picks it up?

2006-10-29 13:51:23 · 22 answers · asked by Nunya M 4

Q A Z T G B I

2006-10-29 13:49:26 · 18 answers · asked by The brainteaser 5

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

An attractive blonde arrived and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."

With that, she strips, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, “YES! YES! “I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.

2006-10-29 13:47:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

im always beside you i show up sometimes im weightless and sometimes im taller than you

2006-10-29 13:45:31 · 18 answers · asked by clumsy gamer 2

do you know any dumb blond jokes? if so plz tell me,and make sure they make me laugh! i only know 1.OKAY:one day, a brunette,a redhead,and a blond were standing in front of a magic mirror.if you lied to it then it would eat you.
The brunette was really overweight,and she said:"I think im the skinniest brunette ever." and the mirror ate her.The redhead was very ugly,and she said:"i think im the prettiest redhead ever." and the mirror ate her.The blond said:Hmmmmmmmm.......i think.....and the mirror ate her.


rate from 1-10! and REMEMBER......tell me any dumb blond jokes that you have!!!!!!1

2006-10-29 13:37:19 · 17 answers · asked by . 2

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says,

"What happened to your ears?"

The guy responds, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

"Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

2006-10-29 13:34:49 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous

The devils riddle: If truth is truth, and a lie is a lie, when is truth a lie ?

The solution, is a paradox, and may be the 'original sin' from the garden of eden.

The solution is what I call 'The Jesus Christ Code'.

It is a phenomena that some would rather you not know !

2006-10-29 13:32:09 · 9 answers · asked by Caesar J. B. Squitti 1

2006-10-29 13:10:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.



wut the heck is it?? lol

2006-10-29 12:22:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in
Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with
his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen
minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely
asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward
the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and
slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with
delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili
into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far
as I got, too..

2006-10-29 12:12:47 · 19 answers · asked by hott.dawg™ 6

2006-10-29 11:55:27 · 10 answers · asked by babygirl_19712005 1

Just a random question, I know. Don't bite my head off.
Toilet paper, cover windows of a car/house with shaving cream, egg (I'd say that's more for an enemy, but whatever you choose), or anything else you could do to a friend or foe?

:]

2006-10-29 11:55:11 · 7 answers · asked by Samantha Jane 2