(besides 'to get to the other side')
2006-10-29 14:09:48 · 21 answers · asked by funnyrob01 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
2006-10-29 14:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My word! To get to the other side, of course!
Whoops.... oh, okay...didn't see the little disclaimer underneath.
Umm...
...Because he realized the principles he always believed in were being transmogrified into moral decadence and horror by the con chickens, so he went over to the lib chickens and got even more outraged! So he crossed the road again to kill himself.
Sheesh! How lame was that?!
2006-10-29 22:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us!
2006-10-29 22:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Abe Simpson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
2006-10-29 22:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by mister.excellent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the Wagon?
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."
"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon," replied Willis
2006-10-29 23:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he crossed the road because after hours and hours of walking on the same side he stopped and said "Hey I think I'll just cross the road,Duuuuuuuuuh".
2006-10-29 22:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by likeablerabbit_loose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road because s/he was stapled to the frog.
2006-10-29 23:36:19 · answer #7 · answered by Miss V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz she wanted to go to the grocery on the other side to buy some eggs to fool the farmer who promised to eat her for dinner if she doesn't lay eggs any more. besides, there was a job posting in the grocery also "Help Wanted: egg guardian"
2006-10-29 22:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he could drive me crazy with another "why did the chicken cross the road joke" Da mn chickens trying to drive me crazy..............
Da mn i am being so mean tonight
Justin T, great anwser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-29 22:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted the world to ask this joke and get really stupid answers and his plan the whole time was to get everyone all bored because it's the only joke anyone tells. Maybe that's why.
2006-10-29 23:02:36 · answer #10 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋