How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
2006-10-29 14:13:51 · 14 answers · asked by Nadia D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I trapped a woodchuck that could chuck wood,
and when i asked him how much wood he could chuck he said,
" if you let me out of here, i will tell you."
so i let him out.
he then sat on a tree stump and went into a big long boring story
about getting a bum rap.
Did you know, its raciest to ask a woodchuck that question?
well finally he got to the question at hand
and here's what he said.
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I'm a woodchuck , and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
.
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
.
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
.
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
by this time i figured it out.
He's a woodchuck, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
.
I still haven't figured out how much wood hes talking about.
2006-10-29 15:13:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a woodchuck could
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-29 22:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by nerdophile_k 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he'd chuck enough wood if a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-10-29 23:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by luzerchz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 2x4s
1 4x4
and enough for a bird house
if wood chucks could chuck wood, but it cant
2006-10-29 22:20:32 · answer #4 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could chuck a woodchuck chuck
2006-10-29 22:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the Wagon?
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."
"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon," replied Willis
2006-10-29 23:39:41 · answer #6 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say about 3 cords before he'd have to stop for a smoke break.
2006-10-29 22:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
32 board feet
2006-10-29 23:25:20 · answer #8 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well aren't you funny!
2006-10-29 22:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just the right amount and not more
2006-10-29 22:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by land057 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋