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A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says,

"What happened to your ears?"

The guy responds, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

"Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

2006-10-29 13:34:49 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

49 answers

10!
Great joke!
: )

2006-10-29 13:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mary* 5 · 1 1

1

2006-10-29 13:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

1

2006-10-29 13:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by amethyst_mitchell 1 · 1 0

5

2006-10-29 14:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by m 3 · 0 0

6

2006-10-29 13:50:07 · answer #5 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0 0

5

2006-10-29 13:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

7

2006-10-29 13:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Nathaly S 1 · 0 0

8

2006-10-29 13:36:26 · answer #8 · answered by .sevenchances. 1 · 0 1

I would say 8! I thought it was pretty funny, although I would not suggest that you walk into work saying that joke to your boss! For any future questions (or joke rating) remember, The Answer Man can ALWAYS help!

2006-10-29 13:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by The Answer Man 3 · 0 0

Aloha from Down Unda!

Good One...I'd give it a 8 outta 10 just because it shoulda been a 'blonde' !

[Like the blonde seeing a banana peel on the street & says, "Opps, here we go again"!]

Tanx fer da laff!

K-den, M1/NSWMoke aka mikewonaus

2006-10-29 13:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How about 7.25 if you made it an ethnic joke about any peoples,
( Chicanos, Blacks, Italians, Arabs...), EXCEPT blonde peoples.

Why? Because it is considered acceptable to make blonde jokes, but "offensive" to make fun of the any other people!
Time for that hypocrocy to END!

2006-10-29 13:36:47 · answer #11 · answered by motohype 3 · 0 0

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