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2006-10-29 15:15:21 · 17 answers · asked by funlady6632@yahoo.com 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The difference between a girlfriend and a wife is 45 pounds and the difference between a boyfriend and a husband is about 45 minutes.
2006-10-29 15:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Answer to Qtn 1: 45 Lbs
Answer to Qtn 2: 45 minutes
2006-10-30 05:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer has to do with "vows".
Some (not all) people then promise to believe that answer until the day they die.
Then some (not all) people see a pretty/handsome younger answer that finds them deep and worldly.
Then some (not all) people change their answer and don't keep "vows".
2006-10-30 00:47:13 · answer #3 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a boyfriend givesya presents, remembers ur bdays etc, he puts the toilet seat down, cleans up after himself, a husband becomes lazy, farts in font of you, starts nagging you for sex.
girlfriend offers sex when ever she thinks of it. is kind and sweet and is the best thing ever.. a wife starts nagging her husband to pick up after himself, put the toilet seat down..stop farting and stops having sex with you because she is to tired..lol
2006-10-29 23:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A piece of paper called a marriage licence.
2006-10-29 23:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
girlfriend - any time you want it baby
wife - wonder how this room would look in blue?
boyfriend - sure I'll get that necklace for you my little love dove
husband - not another f****** thing will be brought into this house.
2006-10-30 00:14:58 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girlfriend expensive wife cheap
2006-10-30 07:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no difference , under one umbrella, both pain in the a*s*s*...Love exists until first definition or meaning placed on relationship.Then love gradually fade away.By the way relationship is definition too...So take at easy...
2006-10-29 23:26:00 · answer #8 · answered by Oleg B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The difference is about 20lbs
2006-10-29 23:22:37 · answer #9 · answered by Miss V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 180 degree change
2006-10-29 23:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Com Nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋