A smart blonde, an attractive brunette, and Santa Clause are walking down the street and come across a $100. Which one picks it up?
2006-10-29 13:51:23 · 22 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And how do you know?... (sorry forgot that part)
2006-10-29 13:53:19 · update #1
The brunette. The other two don't exist.
2006-10-29 13:52:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
According to the joke it must be the brunette. Because the Smart Blond and Santa Clause supposedly don't exist.
But in the real world some old fart in a santa suit a platinum blond and a dyed red tinted brunette will be in the middle of the street, dodging traffic brawling for the bill.
2006-10-29 22:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say not Santa 'cuz he doesn't exist and if he did he wouldn't need money he has everything any of us could ever need remember the man pulls toys and gifts out of his as*
Second I've never heard of a smart blonde either but if blonde is not your natural hair color are you still considered an airhead? Why couldn't the blonde be born a brunette and do some good with the money. WHATEVER THE BLONDE WAS TO STUPID TO SEE THE CASH DOWN THERE NOBODY TOLD HER TO LOOK! SOMETHING LIKE THAT WORK WITH IT.
2006-10-29 22:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Liza C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Clause
2006-10-29 21:53:20 · answer #4 · answered by Shawty 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The attractive brunette. There's no such thing as a smart blonde or Santa Clause!
2006-10-29 21:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by pygmybilly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is no such thing as Santa Claus or a smart blonde, so it would be the attractive brunette!
2006-10-29 21:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by sharptooth3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The attractive brunette. Because the other two don't exist in some people's minds
2006-10-29 21:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tooth fairy, and i know because wouldn't you be running low on money if you had to give kids a quarter for there teeth every night? (and now a days its more than that) So i say she body slammed the brunette, poked the blonde in the eye, and threw dirt in Santa's eyes and took it.
2006-10-29 22:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Under the Wagon?
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."
"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon," replied Willis
2006-10-29 23:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa clause, i know because he is the one with the salvation army bucket
2006-10-29 23:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋