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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

An attractive blonde arrived and bets twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked."

With that, she strips, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, “YES! YES! “I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY – Not all blondes are dumb, but all men, are men.

2006-10-29 13:47:03 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

29 answers

I give that one a 8. Much better than your last one. Well done!

2006-10-29 13:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Eugene 4 · 0 0

6

2006-10-29 22:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by jamie w 2 · 0 0

5/10

2006-10-29 21:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jane S. 2 · 0 0

That's great. That makes up for the dumb blonde joke I made at work last week.

2006-10-29 21:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by Green Arrow 3 · 0 0

On a scale of 1-10, I'd rate it 8. :) Pretty good joke.

2006-10-29 21:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Galadriel 3 · 0 0

Good joke, and well told, including the moral.

By the way, I once knew a girl named Virginia. They called her Virgin for short--but not for long...

:)

2006-10-29 21:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude have you checked your parts lately, your a dude and you just called your sex stupid................ Funny joke though, i give it a 7, mostly because in your attempt to defend blonde's you made yourself look like an ***.

2006-10-29 22:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0 0

hahahahehehe good one...i give it an 8/10

2006-10-29 22:02:13 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0 0

haha nice joke, I'd give it a 9/10

2006-10-29 21:56:32 · answer #9 · answered by Toniko 1 · 0 0

I've been had. That was s funny joke I don't care who you are. You get a thumbs up from me.

2006-10-29 21:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by The Garage Dude 4 · 0 0

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