Asphalt is not a rectal desease. Necromania is not the capitol of an Eastern European country. And Conservative Democrat is an oxymoron
2006-10-29 14:16:00 · 9 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy, did you hit the nail on the head with this one!
Had a good laugh.
Thanks for sharing.
2006-10-31 13:47:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the Wagon?
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."
"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon," replied Willis
2006-10-29 23:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-10-29 22:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by catzrme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello my name is Rock
I'm made of stone
My favorite color is Clear
My Favorite shape is Round
That's pretty clear to?..?
2006-10-29 22:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just to bad more people don't know this already.
2006-10-29 22:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by Thursdays 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty darn funny. I like this.
2006-10-29 22:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad, very sad
2006-10-29 23:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2006-10-29 22:17:39 · answer #8 · answered by keoni_21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh??
2006-10-29 22:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋