A newly wed couple is sitting on a bench when an older gentleman walks by with a young woman on his arm. The new husband turns to his bride and says, "When I'm 80 I might have to divorce you and marry a 20 year old..." To which his new wife quickly retorts, "That's okay. When I'm 80 I'm going to divorce you and marry a man who's 20... Cause you know... 20 goes into 80 a heck a lot more times than 80 goes into 20..."
2006-10-29 14:03:34 · 12 answers · asked by Nunya M 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats good. it is also like a math problem because 20 goes into 80 4 times and 80 goes into 20... 0.25 times
2006-10-29 14:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Under the Wagon?
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.
"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."
"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."
"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."
"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon," replied Willis
2006-10-29 15:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
" I'm sorry, the person who was due to leave a response is currently choking with fits of laughter in front of his computer. We apologise for the delay and hope to post an answer in the near future. Thank you for calling."
2016-05-22 06:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your name Bette Midler?
2006-10-29 16:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-29 14:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by . 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! i heard dat but a different version
2006-10-29 14:06:20 · answer #6 · answered by Rene C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that. Very funny.
2006-10-29 14:31:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
makes sense to me!
2006-10-29 23:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. good one. have u a thumb up.
2006-10-29 14:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahehehe
nice one
2006-10-29 14:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋