Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

I would say heights for me.

2006-09-03 05:33:09 · 27 answers · asked by humorme! 3

2006-09-03 05:22:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

This Is not a Joke or a Riddle! This is a question. The best Answer will get 10 points from me. Please be serious and don't give a stupid answer for 2 points. Think about your life, and tell your opinion on this statement

LIFE IS A PUZZLE? Yes or No? Give some good reason fro your answer. If breathing, is it life?

2006-09-03 05:17:42 · 22 answers · asked by foniboki 4

there r 3 doors: 1st door has over 10 trillion gun, and wepons ready to shoot u. 2nd room has tigers, lions, and cougers that havent aten for a 3 years. 3rd room is filled with water, wich has hurnry sharks, electric eels and other deadly fishes. which room would u go in to escape the hall way out to freedom? the answer is below plz anser b4 u read the anser.























the answer is the animal that havent aten for 3 years, because they should b dead for not eating for 3 years, duh.

2006-09-03 05:11:52 · 17 answers · asked by TaRaNjIT 2

2006-09-03 05:00:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-03 04:49:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

any good yo mama jokes.Best funny yo mama joke gets 10 points.

2006-09-03 04:46:59 · 14 answers · asked by butterfliiqt 2

1. A girl is learning how to drive and is on a one-way road, yet she's not breaking the law. How is this possible?

2. You throw a ball and it comes back to you even if it doesn't hit anything. How is this possible?

3. Two students are sitting on a desk. They can't see eachother and there's nothing in-between them. How is this possible?

4. What goes up but never comes down?

2006-09-03 04:39:26 · 22 answers · asked by Princess Answers 3

A man puts on his pyjamas and goes to bed, thousands of people lose their jobs.

why?

I have been thinking of this since I was 8 years old (20 years ago)

2006-09-03 04:34:23 · 30 answers · asked by Emma 2

An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.

Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"

Helen looks him over, "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Helen looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"

Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."

2006-09-03 04:16:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-03 04:09:23 · 8 answers · asked by fb0581 3

Mine is Ynnad or Leinad

2006-09-03 04:06:10 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in fornt of the clerk. He noticed that she didn't have any screws for it, so he asked her ''Do you want a screw for that hinge?''
She looked back at him and said ''No, but I'll blow you for that toaster in the window.''

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A man was coming home from work one evening when he passed a tattoo and piercing studio. He then had a spontanous idea. He walked in and asked the man to tattoo 'I love you' on to his dick. After the few minutes of pain it was done.
When the man returened home the first thing he did was show his wife. She replied: "Dear, why are you always trying to put words in my mouth?"

2006-09-03 04:03:05 · 33 answers · asked by Pd 6

same idea as the other one by notpoodle (is that right)
but this time is is thumbs down,GO FOR IT! lol people count too,add your comment,click,get your points :)

2006-09-03 03:59:26 · 20 answers · asked by kez_124 4

Knock Knock -

Whos there? -

Britney Spears!

Britney Spears who?

Knock Knock?

Whos there?

Britney Spears!

Britney Spears Who?

Oops I did it again!!

2006-09-03 03:26:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Came second in the world strawberry picking championships. A woman with no legs won it - jammy c**t!!!

2006-09-03 03:13:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-03 03:03:49 · 15 answers · asked by browneyes 3

Example. I wish I was a clown.
A. I wish I was a clown in Neverland Ranch.

Q. I wish the voices in my head would stop.

2006-09-03 03:03:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-03 02:20:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

No offense to any blondes, i have blonde in my hair, too. But blone jokes are HILARIOUSE!

2006-09-03 00:52:33 · 19 answers · asked by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_-VrC0wwZ0

2006-09-03 00:35:58 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1

daz juss funny 2 me

2006-09-03 00:08:03 · 28 answers · asked by gots_mad_paper 1

...opening a lap dancing club in Soho and selling beer at £65 a glass to foreign businessmen and ex-public schoolboys?
Regard their confused mammal faces and your bulging wallet.

2006-09-03 00:05:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

well, this question does have a very convincing answer.

2006-09-03 00:04:53 · 30 answers · asked by the27thcharacter 1

Cigarette smoking, Vince Vaughn scrutineer Jennifer Aniston, when not making cow-eyed glances at Brad Pitt and pining and that, loves to use those big baby-blue eyes to entice Greek yogurt out of its pots.

2006-09-03 00:02:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

He didn't care how the people got out of New Orleans.

2006-09-02 23:37:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

What is it?

2006-09-02 23:35:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

Make ME Laugh Ma Yahoo peps

2006-09-02 23:34:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

A MUM was working in the kitchen one day, listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say. "All u bastards who want off, get the hell off now 'cos this is the last stop! And all u fu....cking b*astard*s who are getting on get ur **** in the train 'cos we're friggin' leaving soon!' The horrified mum went in and sternly told him off. "We dont use that kind of language in this house," she snapped. "I want u to go to ur room and stay there for 2 hrs. When u come out, you may play with ur train, but I want to c u use nice language" Two hours later , the son came out of the bedroom and resumed palying with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, " All passengers who are disembarking this train, pls remember to take all all of your belongings with you. We thank u for travelling with us and hope ur trip was a pleasant one. for those who are boarding, we ask you to stow ur hand, contd...

2006-09-02 23:28:34 · 13 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1

A woman who had been married for several years was growing
more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear
she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and
he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up,
and
donned her crotch-less undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled
between her husband and the television and suggestively tossed one leg up
on
his chair arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Look what it did to your underwear !"

2006-09-02 23:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4