A MUM was working in the kitchen one day, listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son say. "All u bastards who want off, get the hell off now 'cos this is the last stop! And all u fu....cking b*astard*s who are getting on get ur **** in the train 'cos we're friggin' leaving soon!' The horrified mum went in and sternly told him off. "We dont use that kind of language in this house," she snapped. "I want u to go to ur room and stay there for 2 hrs. When u come out, you may play with ur train, but I want to c u use nice language" Two hours later , the son came out of the bedroom and resumed palying with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, " All passengers who are disembarking this train, pls remember to take all all of your belongings with you. We thank u for travelling with us and hope ur trip was a pleasant one. for those who are boarding, we ask you to stow ur hand, contd...
2006-09-02 23:28:34 · 13 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
luggage under ur seat. Remember there's no smoking on the train. We hope u will a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today"
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the two-hour delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."
GUESS WHO THAT LITTLE BOY WAS!!
2006-09-02 23:32:14 · update #1
pls see the fat b-i-t-c-h in the kitchen, and the little that was me!!! I didn't know mum was here
2006-09-02 23:50:50 · update #2
that is f***ing awesome!!! 5 stars! Its hilarious!!
2006-09-02 23:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, heard it... and never in all the times I've heard it did the boy have a name. So no clue who is the boy... but Little Johnny is always a favorite among people to use to in bad boys jokes.
2006-09-03 07:24:38 · answer #2 · answered by JustMoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke curious as 2 who the little boy was?
2006-09-03 06:44:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic joke were posted many time but still i found funny
2006-09-03 10:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i haven't heared it till noe it was so nice i rate it by 5 stars
2006-09-03 06:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by N0t Known Never Ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually didnt understand
2006-09-03 09:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok I rated it as it sounded
2006-09-03 07:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before....try harder
2006-09-03 09:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by kurakure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny, I loved it
2006-09-03 07:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by hotdam221 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Er... I don't get it..
2006-09-03 06:31:20 · answer #10 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋