...opening a lap dancing club in Soho and selling beer at £65 a glass to foreign businessmen and ex-public schoolboys?
Regard their confused mammal faces and your bulging wallet.
2006-09-03 00:05:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very viable. Nice kitty! Sorry...very viable.
Maximum revenue could be generated by expanding the list of services on offer to include a 'members-only' (i.e. no wallets) VIP Room where ex-public schoolboys and foreign businessmen could perform lap dances for, or with, each other.
The better margins thus achieved would enable a marketing promotion which brought the price of a glass of beer down to, oooh, 64 pounds during 'Happy Ending Hour'.
PS: Do not venture into the VIP Room unless you wish to see confused, bulging mammalian members. Not a pretty sight.
2006-09-03 15:57:25 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only way to make that work is by sending the beer via fed ex, and insisting that the girls dress up as hose-friendly firemen.
2006-09-03 03:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you would be the one with the confused mammal (or bovine in your case!) face pretty soon. Your nose would be where your ear is and your teeth where your stomach is!! (and your wallet - emigrated!)
2006-09-03 01:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good tax free job to me ... do I have to be curvaceous, blond and bimbo?
2006-09-03 00:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how much would this set up take?
plus i think a more appropriate question is why hasnt it already been created?
2006-09-04 19:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like someone has been reading my to-do list...
2006-09-03 00:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Terious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go ahead everyone else is doin it
2006-09-03 01:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by anissia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep your ideas coming.....
2006-09-03 00:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to why...!
2006-09-03 04:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by otteri selvakumar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋