A woman who had been married for several years was growing
more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear
she had seen in a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and
he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up,
and
donned her crotch-less undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled
between her husband and the television and suggestively tossed one leg up
on
his chair arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Look what it did to your underwear !"
2006-09-02 23:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heheheheheheh what are you thinking awrd me the best as I had first to answer
2006-09-03 00:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, I had this x girlfriend and i swear her pussy would do something like that if i went in, i would be missing my arm... lol
I went to tha mental home today wearing nothing but shorts made of clingwrap. tha psycologist said to me " i can clearly see your nuts"
2006-09-03 01:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have thought she was some hot lady, who could burn holes in her undies!!
2006-09-03 01:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-03 06:58:50 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋