Cigarette smoking, Vince Vaughn scrutineer Jennifer Aniston, when not making cow-eyed glances at Brad Pitt and pining and that, loves to use those big baby-blue eyes to entice Greek yogurt out of its pots.
2006-09-03 00:02:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
False. She actually uses them to entice orphaned kittens into her ludicrously expensive finishing school, where she teaches them to "make puppy dog eyes". The kittens all suffer from low self-esteem and have been enraged by the mainstream assumption that puppies have some sort of monopoly on emotional manipulation.
Aniston's manifesto expresses her determination to "out-puppy the puppies" and in the long-term, to recapture this phrase for kittendom.
2006-09-04 02:00:53 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if it's organic. The other pots are battery operated, my old son.
2006-09-03 10:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carlos Mencia too.
2006-09-03 07:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by STONE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Partially both true and false
2006-09-03 07:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
false
2006-09-03 07:05:39 · answer #5 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true. said so in the national enquirer
2006-09-04 07:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by nickinoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you like Shooting Stars...
2006-09-03 15:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suppose so, dont know what you're on about really
2006-09-03 07:08:18 · answer #8 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thats not true ,she only wants to be friends.
2006-09-04 23:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
false DUDE
2006-09-03 09:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋