An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
2006-09-03 04:16:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i love this one so much ill give this one a 33 out of a 1- 10
2006-09-03 07:02:25 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2006-09-03 04:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by suzyskats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-03 04:36:43 · answer #3 · answered by asd a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow lol nice one â¥
2006-09-03 06:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2006-09-03 04:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good thing he didn't get spurs!
2006-09-04 04:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one's cute
2006-09-03 05:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by killbill 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he U naughty
2006-09-03 04:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-03 04:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-03 05:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Evelyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋