Came second in the world strawberry picking championships. A woman with no legs won it - jammy c**t!!!
2006-09-03 03:13:58 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you made that up, didn't you!! it is not funny!! it is stupid!!!
2006-09-03 03:31:49 · answer #1 · answered by Cutey McPretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What i find strange is that im not the least bit surprised at the number of people who dont get that.
how about this then: whats brown and white and sits on top of the tv? a piece 'n' sausage.
whats brown and flies through the wall? casper the friendly pun 'o'mince.
2006-09-03 05:38:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Propa top!!
Pissed lafin! Try this 1:
.Q. How can u check if a woman is going commando?
.A. Check her ankles 4 Dandruff!
2006-09-03 07:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by andrew416285 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a sticky one excuse the pun
2006-09-03 08:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a good one!!! has put me off strawberry jam though
2006-09-06 00:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jamieson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very good. Will pass it on to the sickos I drink with! lol
2006-09-03 04:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Sam O'Shanter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 m8, typical glasga joke. love em. fellow glaswegian - south side
2006-09-03 04:14:37 · answer #7 · answered by ony114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it does not at al sounds like a joke .joke i never got a laugh
2006-09-03 03:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not in the least bit funny,i have seen funnier road accidents
2006-09-03 03:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny for me. I haven't hard that one yet until now.
2006-09-03 05:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by Jolene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, gud 1
2006-09-03 03:34:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋