Jokes & Riddles - September 2006

2006-09-14 08:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by michaeltesmith 1

What is the most change you can have and still not have exact change for a dollar?

2006-09-14 08:29:26 · 21 answers · asked by budget strapped 3

i always wanted to know

2006-09-14 08:24:01 · 40 answers · asked by J W 2

A father walks in on his son and catches him masturbating.
"Timmy! I already told you if you keep doing that you're going to go blind!"
and timmy replies, "I'm over here, dad."

2006-09-14 08:22:26 · 20 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

2006-09-14 08:19:13 · 7 answers · asked by catherineboo68 1

I'll start it off.
The wedding photographer is taking pictures with his camera phone

2006-09-14 08:08:07 · 13 answers · asked by J Truth 6

2006-09-14 07:48:19 · 24 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6

A GUY OWNS A DOG, GOAT, OATS.
HE WANTS TO TAKE THEM ACROSS THE LAKE
ON HIS BOAT
THE THING IS THE GOAT EATS OATS
AND THE DOG EATS GOAT
HE COULD MAKE ONE TRIP WITH EACH OF THEM
HOW DOES HE TAKE THEM ACROSS THE LAKE?

2006-09-14 07:34:23 · 19 answers · asked by soul.searcher 3

If you know the answer please post it for a triva game im plaing.

2006-09-14 07:27:51 · 17 answers · asked by Ashley R 1

the FBI was hiring new recruits. three men were called in for an interview. the interviewer, a thick set, nasty looking man, told the first of interviewees, 'one of the selection criteria for this position is undying loyalty to this organization. we expect you to do everything you are told, no questions asked. we want you to take this gun, go into the other room and shoot your wife.'
the first interviewee refused. 'sorry, its against my principles to do that.' he was promptly asked to leave and never again apply for a position there. the second applicant was then called in and given the same instruction. 'i cant do that,' he protested. 'its our tenth anniversary tomorrow.' the interviewer thanked him for his time, but told him to leave and never again apply for a position there. the last interviewee was then shown in, and given the same instruction. 'okay, no problem, I’ll go do it now.' and he went into the other room where his wife was waiting. shots were fired.
then all sorts of noises were heard…grunting and groaning, a shriek here and there, a thud or two. Finally the third applicant returned and was asked what had happened. He replied, ‘some moron put blanks in the gun. So I had to strangle her.’

2006-09-14 07:27:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

i love this one

2006-09-14 07:21:09 · 18 answers · asked by Giggles 2

jokes

2006-09-14 06:25:28 · 6 answers · asked by Master Hoyle 3

identify
half circle full circle half circle a
half circle full circle angle a

2006-09-14 05:38:36 · 13 answers · asked by Mr Mysterious 1

2006-09-14 05:30:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

u have to solve the situation

one man caring a goat,a lion,and some grass with him self now he reached to a river in his way now he has to cross through a small boat but he can not carry more then one
now the situation arrisses that if leave goat with the lion my friend lion will eat the goat and if he leaves goat with the grass then
the goat will eat the grass it goes on the either side off the river
now u have to solve this mystry
and tell how this man can cross the river

2006-09-14 05:23:02 · 13 answers · asked by Mr Mysterious 1

What does the lid hold in?

2006-09-14 05:19:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

An 80-year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, “6“

The judge said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail, one day for every peach that you stole."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

2006-09-14 05:14:18 · 28 answers · asked by Sophie 3

2006-09-14 05:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

I am sitting at my desk, in my cubicle, bored to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-14 05:06:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-14 05:04:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-09-14 04:29:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

You no when a girl is having a bad day when she has a tampon behind her ear and is asking you were her pencil is

2006-09-14 04:28:56 · 30 answers · asked by ALAN B 2

This guy in Yahoo answers said what does IDK mean. Everyone said I Don't Know, but someone said I do Kelly

2006-09-14 03:46:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

1, 11, 21, 1211, ______ ?

2006-09-14 03:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by EvilFairies 5

2006-09-14 03:39:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

could it be a shotting star is only a home run in space from the aliens playing a baseball game

2006-09-14 03:33:34 · 9 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4

2006-09-14 03:30:52 · 15 answers · asked by ♥bin ladin♥ 2

1 I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the YA
2 I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3 I will get dressed before noon.
4 I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of YA.
5 I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are YA-deprived.
6 I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them the jokes i read in YA.
7 I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for Best answers.
8 I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
9 I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to settle credit card payments bcoz I was too busy on YA.
10 Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the YA will always be there tomorrow!

2006-09-14 03:27:39 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6

He had felt his presents....!

2006-09-14 03:19:59 · 12 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6

2006-09-14 03:02:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous