2006-09-14 05:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
2006-09-14 05:12:33 · update #1
I posted a second joke thats much funnier. check it out.
2006-09-14 14:48:31 · update #2
Groaner... but funny.
2006-09-14 05:16:32 · answer #1 · answered by lynnca1972 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2006-09-14 12:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooooooold 1
2006-09-14 12:17:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before...it was good but the first time i heard it
2006-09-14 15:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo!
2006-09-14 12:31:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-09-14 12:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by bown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie.
2006-09-15 20:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say that was a "no brainer"
2006-09-14 12:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a better 1..........
2006-09-14 12:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by ambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay............
2006-09-14 18:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋