Who can make me laugh like there is no tomorrow?

Question

I am sitting at my desk, in my cubicle, bored to death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO ALL THE DUMB F**KS IF I HAD WORK TO DO I WOULD BE DOING IT, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO ALL THE DUMB F**KS IF I HAD WORK TO DO I WOULD BE DOING IT, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and you shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to you to bring a smile on your face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
http://www.indiabook.com/jokes/Entertainment_and_Arts/Bollywood/

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps you in making you laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Ok, real stories. A nurse who worked with me was new, and trying to impress. She went out on a home health care assignment, and in leaving, lost her skirt, straight down to the ground, in front of the very patient and family she was trying so hard to impress with her professionalism. She thanks a higher being that she is modest, and had appropriate underthings on.
Then there was a person, who worked shift work and slept odd hours of the day and night. The doorbell rang, and she threw on a pink chenille volumous robe over a nightgown and answered the door. She looked down because something was catching on the rug by the door. It was a white bra, caught on the chenille. She looked down, and the UPS guy followed her eyes downward with his. they both saw it at the same time. What made it really bad was the fact the lady is not small, the bra was probably a 40C.
And one more, my Dad was a mail carrier, and told some pretty good stories of the things he saw on his route, and the things people asked him to do, or he came across,like hearing calls for help, and finding and pulling little old naked ladies out of bathtubs, being asked to go with a patron to check on the patron's neighbor, who had not been seen in awhile. He had departed this earth, and his remains were in the bathtub, and the odor told them it had been a few days since that had happened. And there is the lady who answered the door naked, opened the door wide, too. And several ladies at the door in some stage of undress.
There were public aid frauds, who had eight addresses, but were not smart enough to have them on different mail routes. The post office caught them, mail fraud.

Answer 3

I don't think this is that funny, but I just wanted to share it since you're bored...

A guy walks into his doctor's office with a duck on his head.
The doctor looks up and says, "may I help you?"

The duck says, "yeah - get this guy off my ***."

Answer 4

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Monkey-see, monkey-do.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Answer 5

So this guy walks into a bar.




OUCH



What is brown and sticky and always found in the woods?




A stick.

Answer 6

Try actually working. Then you'll be earning you paycheck and be too busy to need a dumb joke to get you through the day!

Answer 7

I don't know. But maybe tomorrow you can laugh like there was no yesterday. (Stupid pun, I know. My sense of humor is like diarrhea - it runs in the genes.)

Answer 8

Just look in the mirror

Answer 9

what's green, slimy, and smells like pork?
kermit's finger.
♣

Answer 10

Hahahahaha, So am I....