i always wanted to know
2006-09-14 08:24:01 · 40 answers · asked by J W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
looking 4 a co0ck
2006-09-14 08:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by enord 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The chicken crossed the road cause he was still stuck to the pervert!
2006-09-14 08:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by chunkydunk 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The rooster was too lazy.
To show the (racoon, opposum, armadillo, or any road kill potential) how it's done.
To get to the other side.
To run away from Colonel Sanders (kentucky fried chicken)
2006-09-14 09:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what if the chicken wanted to cross the road is not your problem
2006-09-14 08:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Alex 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He didn't just CROSS the road. He was running for his life because KFC,Chick-Fil-A, and Churches were on the other side! Have a little compassion for the guy!
2006-09-14 08:29:28 · answer #5 · answered by Suz E. Home BAKER 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He was on the back of the tortoise. You've seen it in BC comics...now why on earth tortoises cross the road, I'll never know.
2006-09-14 08:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because he was attached to the punk rockers ear!!
to prove he wasn't turkey
because he wanted to play chicken with the cars
2006-09-14 09:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to cross the same road its crossed for the years this joke has been invented
2006-09-14 08:26:15 · answer #8 · answered by chris a 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
To jump the bones of the cockeral on the other side
2006-09-14 08:42:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
b/c he was 18
2006-09-14 08:27:41 · answer #10 · answered by Tee 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋