I'll start it off.
The wedding photographer is taking pictures with his camera phone
2006-09-14 08:08:07 · 13 answers · asked by J Truth 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The invitations are hand written on a piece of notebook paper.
They contain instructions of bus routes to get you there.
They tell you to dress casually because they are.
The collection in the service is for them not the church.
The hymns are played on a karaoke disk.
The reception is at KFC and every tenth guest gets an order form for a bucket .
The bride doubles as a bridesmaid.
The bride has a lovely bouquet but on the graves in the churchyard some of the pots are empty.
The wedding present list has more requests than there are guests.
The wedding rings have been provided at the expense of someone's curtains.
The wedding cake is the top tier of her sister's baby's Christening cake.
The toast is made in paper cups and is water because 'we know the dangers of alcohol'.
The priest/vicar/minister has been co-erced into taking the service by the bridegroom's brother as he was leaving following the previous wedding.
The honeymoon is at home 'because the tickets for the Caribbean were lost in the post'.
2006-09-14 09:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to be a Rolls Royce chauffeur. Most of my work was weddings.
I pulled up outside the church with the bride and her father in the back just as the earlier wedding party were coming out.
The bride was holding 3 daffodils, one was bent over in half, and I swear her dress was old net curtains wrapped round her.
She was aged about 52 and very fat. Her new husband was Indian looking and aged about 19 and very skinny.
Their wedding "car" was an old rusty van!
2006-09-14 15:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wedding cake is a bunch of Twinkies and Ding Dongs with a little Smucker's Strawberry Jam drizzled on for "presentation"
2006-09-14 15:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the wedding reception takes place at McDonald's, and you can only order off of the Dollar menu.
the bride and groom get to share a #3, and the wedding cake is the warm apple turnover
2006-09-14 15:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The meal is coffee and rolls; when the waiter asks you what you want to eat, they tell you the price of the meal; The wedding cake is a cupcake.
2006-09-14 15:11:24 · answer #5 · answered by brucenjacobs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that means you cant afford too much. Are you serious about the camera phone???? Thats crazy!! I have never heard of that. You can always go to a hotel and they have decent packages for weddings.
2006-09-14 15:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And a friend is the photographer.
The flowers were fake and borrowed from the friend's table arrangement.
The dj is the younger brother who collected up his friends cds to make up the songs for the night.
2006-09-14 15:18:49 · answer #7 · answered by nokhada5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coming out of the Court House in a white dress...
2006-09-14 15:12:48 · answer #8 · answered by catherineboo68 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a house wedding.
The mother of the bride is also the caterer.
The brides dress is wash and wear.
2006-09-14 15:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reception hall is a double wide.
2006-09-14 15:11:02 · answer #10 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋