An 80-year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, “6“
The judge said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail, one day for every peach that you stole."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
2006-09-14 05:14:18 · 28 answers · asked by Sophie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
PMSL
LOL
LAFFS
HAHAHA
HEHEHE
CHUCKLES
that is one funny joke I tried reading it to someone as was laughing so much I could barely tell it lol
2006-09-14 08:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you know that some scientists say that there are not even a google of atoms in the entire visible universe? A google is ten to the power of 100.
Good thing she didn't steal a google of peaches.
2006-09-14 05:19:14 · answer #2 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought maybe he was going to say he'd serve half the time since he was probably going to eat some too. I guess I'm a romantic at heart. I didn't see that one coming.
2006-09-14 05:16:51 · answer #3 · answered by curious me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute
2006-09-14 05:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Joy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ace
2006-09-14 08:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by pixie007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEN.. aren't they all the same ? he would have also wanted a reward ( a parishillton looking like young lady).
2006-09-14 05:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how pathetic, ive heard a 4-year-old come up with a better joke then that
2006-09-14 07:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by snuggums_69 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. heard it b4 but still makes me smile. heres one back at you. man picks up chinese girl at a disco & takes her home. she says "me so horny, me do anything 4 u" he says "how about a 69?" she says " no way! im not cooking at this time of night"
2006-09-14 05:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats true luv
but think of the judge 22222222222222
2006-09-14 05:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by ambi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2006-09-14 05:15:49 · answer #10 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋