A father walks in on his son and catches him masturbating.
"Timmy! I already told you if you keep doing that you're going to go blind!"
and timmy replies, "I'm over here, dad."
2006-09-14 08:22:26 · 20 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute....another one:
A farmer rounds the barn one day and catches his 19 year old son jerking off.
"Junior, you're a grown man now," he says, "and it's time you had a wife. Why don't you start courting that pretty little Johnson gal up the road? She's marrying age..."
So sure enough, Junior and Johnson gal have a whirlwind courtship, and get married.
The day after the wedding, the farmer walks around the barn...and there's Junior, whacking off again.
"Damn, son," the farmer says, "You don't have to be doing that no more...go on home to that new bride!"
"Aw, Pa," Junior mumbles. "Her little old arm gets tired."
2006-09-14 08:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
CUTE. I heard a different version, where the son responded, CAN I DO IT ENOUGH TIL WHERE I JUST NEED GLASSES!!!
2006-09-14 08:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, & pretty clean for a `dirty` joke
2006-09-14 08:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by grafixo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as the good book says, 'the sins of the father revisited...'
2006-09-14 08:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by ponyboy 81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So his grandfather hit him with his white stick
2006-09-14 08:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah Oh!
2006-09-14 11:48:32 · answer #6 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-14 08:25:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-14 08:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by agropelter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never figured the ending would be like that. This is a good one. Thanks for the laugh....
2006-09-14 09:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww.. lol cute
2006-09-14 08:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋