Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

What would you call some bigwigs at a well known Georgia college. First correct answer gets 10 points.

2006-08-07 04:49:07 · 7 answers · asked by loufedalis 7

...would I be a "hippo-critic"?

If the hippo had an emergency...

...would that be "hippo-critical"?

2006-08-07 04:47:37 · 7 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-08-07 04:44:09 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

my question is, what is the most sickest most offensive joke ever?

2006-08-07 04:30:01 · 15 answers · asked by Matt 1

ok
two marine bioligists were figuring out ways to fend off a shark.
one says "punch it in the nose!" then the other says,"if that doesnt work, you shoud hit it with your stump."

2006-08-07 04:29:49 · 16 answers · asked by DirtBikeRipper#10 1

2006-08-07 04:17:48 · 6 answers · asked by Amanda Pearl 1

Hello people

click on link below, you will be looking at a room.

1st one back to tell me what is odd about it gets 10 points

Hint, it might take you a minute to get it, but concentrate on the centre of the room, and you should get it!!

http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm

2006-08-07 04:15:30 · 30 answers · asked by projetkarma 2

I thought of killing the most smartest, the most handsome and the most coolest person in the world. Then later i realised that suicide was also a crime.

2006-08-07 03:56:12 · 15 answers · asked by Rajesh K 2

2006-08-07 03:44:34 · 28 answers · asked by mortangle2006 2

What can be done to get people to think about their local clubs as places to actually go.

2006-08-07 03:44:00 · 6 answers · asked by butnozzle 2

Try to make 2 or more, they are funner to read. Long ones are nice too.

2006-08-07 03:27:16 · 5 answers · asked by Naomi 3

Does it give the impression that a very small horse is approaching?

2006-08-07 03:24:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 03:22:52 · 19 answers · asked by markhatter 6

I think he's one of the funniest people out there, he should have his own show.

My favourite is "They have eating dogs for the anorexic now" - said to a blind lady with a guide dog.

I only had one answer last time, let's have some more please.

2006-08-07 03:06:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 03:06:17 · 17 answers · asked by Barker 2

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal.

2006-08-07 02:54:04 · 18 answers · asked by gogobanca 4

.....................Swiss, bank, starring, toilet, or "in the hay". - sort of roll?

The most amusing answer will get 10 points (no, not ten pints!)

2006-08-07 02:50:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 02:44:33 · 6 answers · asked by chrissy 2

2006-08-07 02:31:57 · 4 answers · asked by beavis 2

my eyes are getting lazy when im trying to type any ideas please

Quick

2006-08-07 02:25:29 · 17 answers · asked by beavis 2

2006-08-07 02:22:29 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2

A novice golfer unwraps a new ball, tees up and hits it straight into the water. He unwraps another new ball, tees up and smashes it straight into the woods. He unwraps a new ball and the player waiting behind says "Why don't you use an old ball?"
"I've haven't had one yet"

2006-08-07 02:08:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Fuuny, or not funny, write whatever you can think of!

2006-08-07 02:06:40 · 12 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6

2006-08-07 01:52:54 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

Save money on costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

Wear your shoes every other day, that way they will last twice as long.

2006-08-07 01:52:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I ring your doorbell, you open the door and find me standing exactly as my avatar is?

2006-08-07 01:50:15 · 10 answers · asked by nice_libra_guy 6

My Dad's ill with prostate trouble,he's just found out;as he was a chemistry teacher for 35 years I thought he'd like to hear some science jokes...thanks

2006-08-07 01:45:01 · 20 answers · asked by Sara B 2

a Truck is charging toward me with full speed ...and i give it a solid punch ???

2006-08-07 01:32:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

GODISNOWHERE... This can be read as "GOD IS NO WHERE" or as "GOD IS NOW HERE" everything in life depends on how u look at them,always think POSITIVE.

2006-08-07 01:29:42 · 27 answers · asked by Fair Lady 2

2006-08-07 01:15:56 · 15 answers · asked by Barker 2