Is this a good way to save money?

Question

Don't waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

Save money on costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.

Wear your shoes every other day, that way they will last twice as long.

Is there a surgery that's giving out free humour supression therapy? Wake up you lot, check out what section this is in.

Answer 1

Don't think you're gonna save any money, but-------
You will lose friends if you hum, (you sound out of tune).

Your house is gonna burn down cause your wife's having it off with the mailman, and has unplugged the phone. She's fed up with you taking off on silly errands and your penny-pinching.

And you are gonna get pneumonia from running about barefoot every second day.

So, trying to save a few pennies has cost you your house, your wife and your health, was it worth it?

Answer 2

not bad, i like the shoes one,,,
i tried that method once with my clothes, but the neighbours didnt like it too much


but surely driving a total of 6 miles (3 each way), costs more in petrol than an egg timer, plus your egg will be cold by the time you get back,
and what if you havent got a wife to take it off the stove for you??????

Answer 3

that second one you think is cheaper?
Don't you know how much gas is now.

Plus, you would save a lot more money if you quit buying all that porn.

Answer 4

nah money comes and goes

Answer 5

WOW! You must have been a "short-bus" kid while growing up.

Answer 6

lol, in your case ok, but in my way, you are gonna die, so y dont live life the fullest.

Answer 7

In a word....No!