2006-08-07 04:17:48 · 6 answers · asked by Amanda Pearl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)
2006-08-07 04:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so there are these two hunters in the woods. Suddenly one of them drops to the ground, his eyes roll back in his head and he stops breathing. His friends FREAKs out, pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
"Operator, Operator, I think my friend is dead! what do i do??"
"Okay, sir just calm down. First things first, we need to make sure he's actually dead"
There is a silence on the phone, when suddenly a shot rings out. The man comes back on the phone.
"Okay now what?"
2006-08-07 11:24:46 · answer #2 · answered by Adam B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
2006-08-07 11:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by sms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the best kind of muslim?
A dead Muslim in a shallow grave, with the book of allah shoved up his ***.
I love that joke !
2006-08-07 11:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by powerful one 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a child go to doctor
child -said my chick is paining
doctor -said when
child -said when my teacher is beating me
2006-08-07 11:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a short speech on sex?
"its my pleasure!!"
2006-08-07 11:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by lastemperor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋