2006-08-07 03:06:17 · 17 answers · asked by Barker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You just can't milk a cat.. funny tho.
2006-08-07 03:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell it you've got an amazing business offer that is guaranteed to make money. When he shows interest tell him you need £20,000 to set it up. Run away with the cash - cat's been milked dry.
2006-08-07 10:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Jack i grew up on a farm you can milk just about anything...
I have nipples Greg can you milk me?
2006-08-07 10:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get the cat pregnant first, if you can do it by urself. when u and the cat have kitten, have affair with other cat, make her jealous, she would do anything for u, if u are so attractive to the cat.
2006-08-07 16:04:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
same way you milk a cow
2006-08-07 10:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda Pearl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very carefully
2006-08-07 10:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Gaylord.
2006-08-10 20:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squeeze it
YOU can`t beat a TIGHT PU_SY
Or throw water over it
A WET PU_SY IS JUST AS GOOD
2006-08-07 10:35:39 · answer #8 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A male or a female?
2006-08-07 10:28:07 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo! Answers. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put in a pay litter box.
2006-08-07 10:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋