2006-08-07 02:44:33 · 6 answers · asked by chrissy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why can't a pony sing?
...because he's a little HORSE !
get it!?
2006-08-07 02:52:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OLYMPIC CONDOMS
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
2006-08-07 05:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a penis a pickle and a cucumber wher sitting on a fence one day the cumber says my life is so bad thay grow me on a vine chop me up and eat me. the pickle says oh yha thay grow me on a vine and stick me in a jar for months and then thay chop me up then eat me. the penis says oh yha you think you got it bad thay put me in a sand witch baggy stick me in a dark wet smelly cave and make me do push ups till i puke.
2006-08-07 02:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by brakedown61301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Too In A Joking Mood...!
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said,
"Sure!.......just a second."
2006-08-10 21:21:06 · answer #4 · answered by Nick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women:how useful are women for mens .they stich their clothes.
men : just leave that if women would'nt have been there,why would have the mens have cared to wear clothes
2006-08-07 02:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why Tiger wood named "TIGER"????? Because,............
Tiger mom is "THAI!" And His father is a ******!",)
lol!
2006-08-07 02:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by sophia_rey66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋