my question is, what is the most sickest most offensive joke ever?
2006-08-07 04:30:01 · 15 answers · asked by Matt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you seat 4 whores at 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down.
How can you tell if a whore has been on the job too long?
When she sits on the barstool she "falls" all the way to the floor.
How can yo tell if your roomate is gay?
His d**k tastes like $hit!
How can you tell if a Whale is gay?
He bites the end off of submarines and sucks all the seamen out!
2006-08-07 06:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offensive jokes.
A discussion of the continuum between pointlessness and offensiveness is incomplete without an illustration of the latter. The following joke is grossly offensive, although some find it funny.
Q: What's black and white and red all over, and can't turn around in a doorway?
A: A nun with a javelin through her head.
2006-08-07 04:36:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Coz 7 ate 9
Q. Why is 4 so generous to 5?
A. Coz 5 sex 7
2006-08-07 04:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by cee_joy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloke walks into a pub and says to his mate "You know, I've just had the best sex of my life. Strange story though, was walking along the rail tracks and there was this really dirty woman there, she took it every way you can imagine." His mate says "Did she give u a bj?" Bloke looks disappointed and says "Nah, I couldn't find the head."
2006-08-07 04:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by WaftyCrank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: whats pink and yellow and at the bottom of a pool?
A: a dead baby with its floaties slashed
Q: whats purple and yellow and at the bottom of a pool?
A: the same baby 2 weeks later
Q: how do u get rid of a pile of dead babies?
A: a blender
Q: how do u clean the blender?
A: Nachos
2006-08-07 06:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by stephieff09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
A little girl ran into the house and said "Mommy, mommy, I just got molested"
The mom cut off a slice of lemon and said "here suck on this"
After a while the girl said, "What is this for?"
the mom said "To get that smile off your face."
2006-08-07 04:49:02 · answer #6 · answered by chris z 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats Joke. I can't tell it on here or I'll get suspended.
2006-08-07 04:33:57 · answer #7 · answered by Hellfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: what's black and blue and hates sex?
A: The 12 year old in my trunk
2006-08-07 05:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is the only person to NOT like sex?
~The little boy chained in my attic!
2006-08-07 04:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can an Aggie (Texas A+M) tell when his sister is on the rag?
His daddy's dick tastes different.
2006-08-07 04:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋