Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

2006-08-07 13:21:12 · 15 answers · asked by Austin S 2

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by flipping the chair over... instead of pulling it out.

2006-08-07 13:01:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am making a list to use this Friday night.
(Hopefully this will help my unlucky streak!)

I will give 10 points for the best.

2006-08-07 12:59:35 · 22 answers · asked by ? 6

...poor people have it, rich people want it, and if you eat it you will die? Good luck : )

2006-08-07 12:55:09 · 31 answers · asked by want2talk2jen 1

I mean no offence





Why didnt the black guy enjoy the blow up doll?

He has to keep it real.

2006-08-07 12:52:07 · 32 answers · asked by Mike 2

(ex: ... you only watch wrestling for the greased up men.)



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2006-08-07 12:45:42 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6

See if you can guess this one, click on the link it's too long to put on here:

http://www.geocities.com/schweet_y/Guess/What.html

2006-08-07 12:28:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 12:13:57 · 20 answers · asked by veronica b 1

2006-08-07 12:04:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
"But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

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2006-08-07 12:02:18 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

This is just out there. I would... ummm... I'm not bold enough to write it... if you are then I am.

2006-08-07 11:56:29 · 8 answers · asked by Papa Cheeto 1

Some places have historical plaques on poles describing events that happened there for travelers to read. I was thinking they are pretty boring and wanted to make my own.

Here is one I am thinking of:

"On this site in 1873 a massacre happened when herd of wild pigs tore through a settler's encampment killing 137 people. The pigs moved on to destroy an army outpost killing 78 soldiers. The 8th calvary was called out and back on this same spot, the pigs were defeated. It was soon to be called the battle of bacon bits."

2006-08-07 11:55:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

1- The G G B
2- 34 T in a M
3- 4 S of a A
4- 1760 Y in a M
5- S is the B of a W P
6- 2 W of a B
7- the U J
8- 4 Q in a G
9- P lives in C
10- F is the M B M
11- W of the W
12- 128 L of the C A
13- the B A W
14- 0.45 K in a P
15- 192 C in the W
16- 31536000 S in a Y
17- B W I
18- J P 3
19- 1024 B in a K
20- 5 O of the W
21- 2 W of a B
22- 2.54 C in a I
23- The W H
24- 6 P in a V T
25- 28.35 G in an O
26- B I S
27- 1001 N S
28- 600 M in a H B
29- A is the F P L on the M
30- G P S
31- N's L of M
32- 1 W C E 4 Y

2006-08-07 11:46:55 · 18 answers · asked by sweetie 5

but I failed the pop quiz.

2006-08-07 11:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5

2006-08-07 11:39:17 · 9 answers · asked by veronica b 1

2006-08-07 11:38:48 · 4 answers · asked by coolnamewithheld 1

I need a couple of pranks! I am running out of them!!

2006-08-07 11:38:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 11:33:01 · 10 answers · asked by veronica b 1

Without the "L", she just isn't all there. Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but that's just the way it is.

2006-08-07 11:26:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 11:07:37 · 17 answers · asked by chillin 2

Answer all the riddles

What word contains all of the twenty six letters?


When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?

I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground. What am I?
You heard me before, Yet you hear me again, Then I die, 'Till you call me again.

Weight in my belly, Trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.

I am only useful When I am full, Yet I am always Full of holes.

I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind, I help others to see. What am I?

At the sound of me, men may dream, Or stamp their feet. At the sound of me, women may laugh, Or sometimes weep.


I drive men mad
For love of me,
Easily beaten,
Never free.

I play on a diamond, I play fair, I always get dirty, And then I run home. What Am I?

Ripped from my mother's womb, Beaten and burned, I become a blood-thirsty slayer What am I?

it goes up when rain comes down

My tines be long,
My tines be short,
My tines end ere,
My first report.,
What am I?


forwards its heavy, backwards its not

What goes in like water and comes out like rock? what am I?


The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

Open me, and you can't see me without a mirror. Close me and you can't see me at all. What am I?

Alive without breath, As cold as death, Never thirsty, Ever drinking, Clad in mail, Never clinking, Drowns on dry land, Thinks an island, Is a mountain, Thinks a fountain, Is a puff of air.

There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister. One day a genie appeared and told her that he was "half magic" which meant that he could grant her wishes, but her sister would always get two times more than she did. She had three wishes. First, she wishes that she was the richest person in the world, but her sister soon became the richest because she got two times the money. Her second wish was that she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but her sister gets twice as much beauty. What was her third wish?


And The hardest one

You are given a set of scales and 12 marbles. The scales are of the old balance variety. That is, a small dish hangs from each end of a rod that is balanced in the middle. The device enables you to conclude either that the contents of the dishes weigh the same or that the dish that falls lower has heavier contents than the other. The 12 marbles appear to be identical. In fact, 11 of them are identical, and one is of a different weight. Your task is to identify the unusual marble and discard it. You are allowed to use the scales three times if you wish, but no more. Note that the unusual marble may be heavier or lighter than the others. You are asked to both identify it and determine whether it is heavy or light






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2006-08-07 11:02:29 · 5 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7

riddles, jokes, or any stuff

2006-08-07 10:54:34 · 3 answers · asked by JEFF HARDY #1 FAN 3

Please help! Me and my older bro like to pull pranks on eachother and I'm running out of them! Please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-07 10:53:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

She is a nymphomaniac and owns numerous businesses. She is like a supermodel in looks and loves to spend money on me. She never gets onto me about anything so I am free to do whatever I want. She thinks the world of me and considers me her soul mate. However she bought a yellow car the other day and I just cant stand it.

So am I morally obligated to continue with her and help take care of her medical condition?

2006-08-07 10:52:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/321327


..... hehehe...

2006-08-07 10:45:11 · 4 answers · asked by M.F.R. 2

Hello people

click on link below, you will be looking at a room.

1st one back to tell me what is odd about it gets 10 points

Hint, it might take you a minute to get it, but concentrate on the centre of the room, and you should get it!!

http://www.eyetricks.com/scary_optical_illusion2.htm

2006-08-07 10:29:54 · 22 answers · asked by projetkarma 2

I like to use short jokes as fillers between music. Anyone have some suitable for radio? Best one gets 10 points. Must be clean.

2006-08-07 10:23:55 · 6 answers · asked by loufedalis 7

2006-08-07 10:09:50 · 23 answers · asked by Blue-Rose 2

Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.

2006-08-07 10:09:01 · 17 answers · asked by Decoy Duck 6

2006-08-07 10:05:07 · 25 answers · asked by Ajam 2