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2006-08-07 12:45:42 · 20 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
!) you apply make-up better than a female
2) you have a hard time controlling your bodily functions
3) you're more emotional than a female when it's HER time of the month
4) you have a form of pneumonia that you JUST CAN'T GET RID OF
5) you call all females GIRLFRIEND!
6) most of your friends are taking MEDS for the rest of their life
7) a porn movie with two females makes you SICK
8) HIV is a COMMON illness amongst your circle of friends!
2006-08-08 09:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
According to Ron White, everyone is a little bit gay. You say to yourself "I'm not gay at all". Then answer me this: Do you like porno? (hell yeah!) well, do you like for the guy to have a tiny, half flacid penis? (no way. I want the guy to have a huge hard throbbin co---- damn, I am gay!)
Jeff Foxworthy says if you have lace curtains on your windows and a fluffy comforter and dust ruffle on your bed, you're either gay or married.
2006-08-07 22:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you "play" with yourself
you love the boy's locker room/shower room
you go to the gym everyday to watch men work out
you watched "Brokeback Mountain"
you dreamed of having a pus*y
you work or go to Chippendale
you say LyK oMg~!!!
2006-08-07 20:31:22 · answer #3 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you try to "help" tender, innocent young fellows who are unsure of their sexuality, by urging them to "try" it, "just a few times" until they can "decide" if they were born "that way " or if they "might as well because everybody will call them gay anyhow".
2006-08-07 21:23:10 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
....your 'wife' has a penis and is called 'Big Dave'
....you ask a question like "Can you complete the following statement, "You might be a gay man if..."? "
....you want to join the navy
2006-08-07 19:50:45 · answer #5 · answered by puggtiracer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you've ever offered to "push in someone's stool" while they wern't near a bar.
2006-08-07 22:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by lowrider 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your friends with Rick, the maid.
2006-08-07 19:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by binkybudders 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You talk with a lisp.
And enjoy butthole pleasures.
2006-08-07 20:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you enjoy sex with men more than women
2006-08-07 20:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by sir_harold_of_yore 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u cried when will & grace came to an end
2006-08-07 19:48:33 · answer #10 · answered by mmby2k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋