A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
"But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."
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2006-08-07 12:02:18 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so cute. i wish i'd thought of that.....i'd be so rich right now.
2006-08-07 12:14:06 · answer #1 · answered by ~it's me~ 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
OHHH GOD!!! Nice. (keep open mind)check this this dude found a magic lamp, and rubbed it and poof a genie right... well genie says I'll grant 3 wishes, but theres one catch your wife gets doubble of what you ask for. the man thinks, i want $1,000,000,000, poof he got that she got 2 Bil. the man says i want a giant house on the beach side, Poof he got it she got 2 houses. the genie says last one my shows on the man thinks for a second... he says i wish to be beaten half to death...(this is where you laugh) get it ...About that Klondic bar id do what you said but lick repeatedly in one spot
2006-08-07 12:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Papa Cheeto 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thas so funi and cute
i luvs it
2006-08-07 12:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i should try doing that... i'd be filthy rich in no time
2006-08-07 14:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure you're only 15? lol
2006-08-07 12:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, thats cute
2006-08-07 12:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyfirecracker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋