2006-08-07 10:05:07 · 25 answers · asked by Ajam 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eligibilty requirements for contestants on flav of luv...
1. You must be ghetto
2. You must be very very ghetto
3. You must be damn ghetto
4. Some wrestling experience helpful but not necessary
5. No need to be potty trained
6. You have to be very, very, very, loud and vulgar.
7. Lesbians/ bis are encouraged to apply
8. There are no weight requirements : fat or skinny it dosen't matter.
9. Hair: Weave , fake hair, tracks, no problem , all are welcome, long tracks ensure more attention though.
10. Drinking: must be able to drink/hold two glasses at once and and then act silly.
11. You must show a strong urge to be on tv, infront of camera or just for the publicity.
LOVE FLAV, LOVE FLAV to death, cause unfortunately, that is what the show is all about
12. Finally, you must possess no class, then your audition tape is sure to be selected.
2006-08-07 15:03:18 · update #1
DUDE I LOVED IT I MEAN COME ON FIGHTS ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!!!!!! AND THEN THE BEST WAS WHEN THE GIRL WAS PRAYING IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRL AND THAT GIRL GOES IS THAT NECESSARY AND SHE GOES DONT INTURUPT MY PRAYER OTHERWISE GOD GONNA LEAD ME TO BEAT UR *** OMG THIS SHOULD BE A REALLY GOOD SEASON! I WONDER WHO HE WILL PICK
PS: WHAT IS ALSO FUNNY IS THAT WHITE GIRL TALKING BLACK EX:I NEED SOME 1 TOLD HOLD ME DOWWN LOL
2006-08-07 10:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by yakayakayaka1234 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
flav is one ugly dude. only in usa can someone like that be famous and rich. other than that flav is funny looking. girls will go out with someone if they have dough. if flav worked in the mall he would be hurtin for certain with the ladies. but these chicks aint ladies on the show.
2006-08-07 10:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by billdoright 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ADORE that show! It's just such a train wreck: you don't really want to see, but you just can't look away. All of the women are so trashy (though I loved Goldie on the first season), and it's great to watch them fighting over someone who is so ridiculous. It's obvious that they're all in it for exposure or money and it's great to watch them all fight for recognition. :)
2006-08-07 10:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by Not Allie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is one of the ugliest men walking the earth. I think those chicks are stupid to think that's his crib and don't know that he doesn't pay child support.
Other than that: It was hot!
For some reason I want Buck wild to win. The black girl that got kicked off; I hated her voice! It was so irritating. And Sumthin is sumthin sh*tty. LOL. Did you notice how the black girl that got kicked off was screaming get off of me the whole time she was punching H-Town in the head? Funny GOLD DIGGERS.
It's hot and more fights to come.
2006-08-07 10:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by lala<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was some funny sh!t with the fighting for the bed and the stupid lie the black one told then when she was leaving she wouldn't shut up and wouldn't stop trying to resist. then The women who took a crap on the floor all that for one ugly ************
2006-08-07 10:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by Dum Spiro Spero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care about the episode.... The whole show is a crack whore free-for-all that makes Americans look like complete retards. Who the hell would actually fight over that little pea-brained, man-sl*t, coke head.
2006-08-07 10:09:59 · answer #6 · answered by brandon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this show is disturbing,a waste of 60 minutes,flav should be taken out back and have his crack pipe shoved up his a**
2006-08-07 10:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I can't believe the drama on the first day. I think it was immature to fight over a bed. And that girl named Somethin' is nasty as h**l.
2006-08-07 10:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that girl needed to be cut off the show for he accident. the other girls that got in a fight should be kicked off that show. I can't wait 4 next sunday
2006-08-07 11:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mna that show was cazy that girl shi* on the floor and flav didnt do shi*t bout it man but that girl in the red the black girl she was FINE
That fight was crazy too man that black girl was whoopin her a*s
Cant wait till next week
2006-08-07 10:09:55 · answer #10 · answered by new_musk2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋