Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

Also, what is the real meaning of - Jack fell down and broke his crown ? And Jill came tumbling after ?

2006-08-07 08:11:48 · 18 answers · asked by 50+Brat 3

Did you know that they made an invention that enables us to see through brick walls?






















Yep! It's called a window!!!! =)

My hubby says it's dumb. =(

2006-08-07 08:05:21 · 15 answers · asked by Carpet Shark Luver 4

to take a big ol steemy dump out side ,stick a fire cracker in the midle of it ,call eveyone over and light the fire cracker as every one gets close

2006-08-07 07:35:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

why r skunks so smart
?..............because the have scents (the smell or brain) what did the egg say 2 the other egg?..whats cracking

2006-08-07 07:27:40 · 15 answers · asked by Iseeme(: 2

Will you name a color describing a vegetable or fruit in a new way? This is an easy two points for everybody.

2006-08-07 07:26:37 · 22 answers · asked by jfmm 7

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of god had captured her attention. he noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating." her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked "That's a daddy long legs." her father replied. "So, the other one is a mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden."

2006-08-07 07:13:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 07:08:17 · 9 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5

What’s round but not always around, light sometimes, dark sometimes, or both sometimes, everyone wants to walk on it, but only a happy few ever have?

2006-08-07 07:05:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/orderpizza.html

I think they're hilarious, and I want to try them... lol, what do you think?

2006-08-07 07:04:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Is this a stupid question?

2006-08-07 07:03:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

three unborn babies were in their moms belly, chillen, talking bout the future and one ask another, "what you wanna be when you grow up?"
"i wanna be an electrician."
"electrician? why an electrician?"
"it's awfully dark in here."
"oh, ok.."
so the electrician ask him, "what're YOU gonna be?"
"a plumber"
"why a plumber?"
"it's awfully wet in here.."
"oh, ok.."
they both look at the third one...
"what are YOU gonna be?"
"ima be a boxer..."
A BOXER?? WHY A BOXER??"
"well, you see that bald-head flucker who keeps stickin his head in here, spittin at us....? ima beat his a*s"

2006-08-07 07:03:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/embarrassingmoment.html

What do ya think?

2006-08-07 06:52:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tell me jokes and the best joke get 10 points seeeeeeee easy=)

2006-08-07 06:52:26 · 8 answers · asked by Saiko 2

People get fat from eating beef. It is a fatty food. Okay, so people can loose weight by going on vegetarian diets. Cows eat grass, they are herbivores, animal vegetarians. So why do they get fat, and why does eating them make us fat. My conspiracy is that cows know that their meet makes us fat and that health nuts are all over fast food restaurants for fatty foods. So the cows sneek in food other than grass in hopes of making beef fattier so people won't want t eat it and in turn less cows will be slaughtered. Yeah thats right, the cows are watching, and waiting. soon they strike.


Call me a nut job if you want, but the funniest response gets ten points.

2006-08-07 06:51:39 · 12 answers · asked by CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE 2

write down the most random word that comes to mind. the randomest one gets 10 points!

2006-08-07 06:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I saw one this weekend where he learned a cuss word off a dumpster and didnt know it was bad. He started using it everywhere till he was told that there were 13 official bad words.

His friend Patrick said that was a lot of @#$%^&* bad words.

I dont know why but that got to me.

2006-08-07 06:45:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/penisraise.shtml

Isn't this cute??

2006-08-07 06:34:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

That drinking cool water quenches the thirst. :-)

Did you ever notice this? Genuine answers only.

2006-08-07 06:22:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

sh*T, no YOU sh*t, WHO sh*T, she sh*t, I sh*t, They sh*t, you sh*t, no you sh*t..........NO SH*T!!

anyone, heard this? hahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-08-07 06:22:14 · 8 answers · asked by Cherries 5

and they were taking a dump in the woods




the bear turns to the rabbit and asks:




"do you have problems with sh.it sticking to your fur?"




the rabbit looks at the bear... "no"




then the bear wipes his @ss with the rabbit




thank you.

2006-08-07 06:21:56 · 6 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/telemarket.shtml

2006-08-07 06:10:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

whats greater than god,more evil than the devil,the poor have it and the rich want it

2006-08-07 05:54:36 · 12 answers · asked by happylady 1

..............i'm a butt-hole

2006-08-07 05:48:54 · 20 answers · asked by *~[Jason]~* 2

I Love reading some of these jokes on Yahoo Answers. If you had a logn one or two id appreciate it!

2006-08-07 05:47:17 · 5 answers · asked by Naomi 3

OLYMPIC CONDOMS

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of condoms branded as Olympic
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, it would be nice if you come second for a change! why don't you wear Silver?

2006-08-07 05:31:23 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6

That was what happened before I left the gay club.

2006-08-07 05:29:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-07 05:24:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

the reason I ask this is b.coz I visited a jokes' site and found that people had a lot to say abt black ppl,than they did with wyte ppl..and I remembered a question sum1 asked 3 mnths ago with regard to whether wyte jokes are racist and ppl readily agreed and apparently wondered the same thing...I personaly find this both unfair and replusive b.coz there r a lot of other racial jokes excluding black & wyte jokes but you don't hear them complaining...2 sign out I have a wyte joke of my own:why did the wyte gay..I mean guy,cross the road?...to give another wyte guy a ********...ha..ha!

2006-08-07 05:07:58 · 9 answers · asked by slash 1

How many people are going to randomly direct abuse at me for this eh? It's a QUESTION! I have low self esteem. Leave me alone.

2006-08-07 05:05:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's OK, Hippo and Goose went ice skating and forgot to tell Mres Pilkinton.

She was very upset and worried but Goose made her a nice cup of tea and she has clamed down.

Do you think Hippo still needs to tell Mrs Pilkinton when he goes out?? After all, he is 27

2006-08-07 05:01:03 · 7 answers · asked by markhatter 6