A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of god had captured her attention. he noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating." her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked "That's a daddy long legs." her father replied. "So, the other one is a mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain **** in our garden."
2006-08-07 07:13:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wish you F@gs would stop h8n', geez, thanx for ya'll that gave me good comments, not all the sorry loosers that said the joke was dumb or wateva'
YA'LL HATERS NEED TO RECOGNIZE
2006-08-07 08:06:49 · update #1
perfect 10 dude!
2006-08-07 07:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Saiko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-08-07 14:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i gaive u 5 out of 10
thats an e-mail of jokes circling around!
i've heard that before.
2006-08-07 14:22:34 · answer #3 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! I like that!! I'm going to have to remember that and pass it on!!
Thanks for the laugh!
10/10
2006-08-07 14:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by GRACE37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute. I rate it a 10. LOL
2006-08-07 14:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mz Bree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was a good one!!! 10 out of 10!oooooooooo i'm still laugh 'in. that was funny.
2006-08-07 14:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad! I'll give you a 9!
2006-08-07 14:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
sorry bro' i know many better
all right... 5/10
2006-08-07 14:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Frannk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY COOL! I haven't heard a joke since June. Where did you get it from?
2006-08-07 14:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thats funny i give it 9!
2006-08-07 14:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋