I Love reading some of these jokes on Yahoo Answers. If you had a logn one or two id appreciate it!
2006-08-07 05:47:17 · 5 answers · asked by Naomi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a blonde in an elevator at work and a guy walked in She said "T-G-I-F!!" He said "No, S-H-I-T" The blonde was confused an decided to try again "T-G-I-F" she said again, "No S-H-I-T" the man replied. She decided to explain, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness Its Friday!" "No S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey Its Thursday"
There was a club and in the womans bathroom there was a magic mirror and if you told it the truth you would get a wish,but if you lied it would swallow you up! So 1st a brunnette walks in and says "WOW I think I lost some weight" POOF! The mirror swallows her up! So then a red head walks in and says "Hey I think I got taller!" POOF! The mirror swallows her up too! So then a blonde walks in and says "I think...." POOF!
2006-08-07 06:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I posted a blonde joke. You can go check it out there's more from where people posted theirs too.
2006-08-07 12:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Romaneasca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when a man asked martin luther king jr. why the the chicken crossed the road, he answered, "I had a dream that one day, chickens will not be questioned why they crossed the road."
2006-08-07 13:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-07 12:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine are so long there is not enough space here.
2006-08-07 13:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by echiasso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋