2006-08-07 07:08:17 · 9 answers · asked by Japan_is_home 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love doesn't hurt...Chuck Norris Does.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies...he potato sacks them.
Geico saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 10:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Idontneednostinkingname 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a million. Chuck Norris does not put on an eye. He comes to a decision what time it's. two. Chuck Norris does not possess a can opener, he simply chews via the can. three. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for each and every reply. You will ranking over 8000. four. Chuck Norris can set ants on fireplace with a magnifying glass. At night time. five. Chuck Norris makes use of a night time mild. Not considering Chuck Norris is scared of the darkish, however the darkish is scared of Chuck Norris.
2016-08-28 11:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
2006-08-07 07:24:22 · answer #3 · answered by texasbabe19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the Boogey Man. The Boogey Man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2006-08-07 07:36:34 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
2006-08-07 07:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris recently decided to sell his own urine as an energy drink.
We now know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Lella^_^
2006-08-07 07:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Knits Mittens. And by Knits I mean Eats and by Mittens I mean Babies.
2006-08-07 08:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Good Vibrations 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears cures cancer, too bad he never cries though
2006-08-07 07:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by Human 2.1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one in Dodge Ball
2006-08-07 07:12:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋