This is my conspiracy?

Question

People get fat from eating beef. It is a fatty food. Okay, so people can loose weight by going on vegetarian diets. Cows eat grass, they are herbivores, animal vegetarians. So why do they get fat, and why does eating them make us fat. My conspiracy is that cows know that their meet makes us fat and that health nuts are all over fast food restaurants for fatty foods. So the cows sneek in food other than grass in hopes of making beef fattier so people won't want t eat it and in turn less cows will be slaughtered. Yeah thats right, the cows are watching, and waiting. soon they strike.


Call me a nut job if you want, but the funniest response gets ten points.

Okay Stacy* Cows and steers don't eat nuts, they can't open the jars. And I am not a fat Bastard, I am a Fat Legitimate Child. So poo on you.

Answer 1

I think that you have hit the nail straight on the head. It is a perfect example of Darwin's Theory of Evolution - the fittest shall survive. The cows will continue to get smarter and produce twice as much fat and lard as previously so that twice as many people will eat vegetarian. All the fast food outlets including MacDonalds will have to close unless they drastically change. I do not think that a quarterpounder of lettuce and tomatoe would go down too well. This will release hundreds of thousands of young freckled and pimply faced youngsters onto the job market. This in turn will cause one nation to fight against another nation for proper salad ingredients and wars will ensue. Meanwhile the cow who started it all will be having a wonderful time back in the pasture. The war will continue with an atomic bomb or two being dropped and killing everyone. I suppose that would include the cows. Now, that doesn't make sense at all. To hell with the Salads, lets eat fat steak and roast beef as we are going to die anyway, if we don't.................

Answer 2

We don't normally eat cows...we save them for making fat dairy products. It is the steer (poor bastards!) the we chow down on. The reason that they are fat is so that the meat will be tender and flavorful. Try eating meat with no fat..it is disgusting I tell you. As no one takes vegetarians seriously anyway, what they say about beef is of little consequence. The steers are actually encouraging us to eat them by developing a delicious layer of fat...When the fat is infused into the muscle (marbeized) it is even a bigger treat. As for how they get it in their diet....one of the dark secrets of vegetarianism is that some the fattest things you will ever find are vegetables and nuts. (Some of the worst kind of fat as well) So if you are a nut job, you're probably a fat bastard as well !

Answer 3

I was just wondering the same thing..but theres more to it..
Ever wonder why cows poo all around themselves? I think..no wait.. I KNOW that's only coz they dont want us humans to come anywhere around them, and as such we cant slaughter them.
It doesnt end there! Notice how frigging big the cow's teats are? They know that as long as they can supply us milk, they wont be slaughtered..so over the years their teats have evolved to mammoth proportions!
Holy cow this is a huge conspiracy!
I realise that any attempt to convince the world is futile..but its good to know that there are like-minded individuals out there..
Stick together and keep the faith..Ciao!

Answer 4

President Obama who's secretly attempting to replace the dollar with the Amero, is plotting with the undead Tupac Shakur to create a climate gadget to unharness yet another Katrina on New Orleans. The CIA alongside with Indiana Jones are planning to bypass to the tomb of Princess DI and retrieve the artifact hardship-free because the Obama beginning certificates, this artifact has the flexibility to distort the minds of all the conservatives who're no longer wearing tin foil on their heads. once the hurricane has been unleashed , Joe Biden will unharness his p.c.. of Chupacabras that he has been breeding. he will drop them from the black helicopters into Louisiana. After the destruction is very last , they are going to style the North American Union, which will be ruled by ability of the mind of JFK. Which has been preserved in a jar on account that 1963 for this second. New Orleans which will be thoroughly underwater will now be an alien base. Its actual, I said it on Fox information

Answer 5

Meat doesn't make us fat. It's the sitting on our arses after eating the meat that does it. As for the vegetarians...They all say animals have feelings and scream in pain when they are put down and killed for us to eat.

But Vegetables have feelings too! They are just too small to hear them scream in pain when we chop them up! ANd then we sometimes eat them RAW so they are still ALIVE when we bite them in half! Oh the cruelty! Can't you hear them scream! I can! In fact the Tomato I am cutting up for my sandwich is screaming now! Oh please will someone make it stop!

Answer 6

Mmmmmm I have a secret chocolate stash, I think cows have one as well, although would a cow eat dairy, and how would they get the wrappers off?? I may have to rethink.........but I think your right, maybe they like a nice juicy human burger!!!

Answer 7

Your conspiracy is a little crazy ,but i like it. I have a conspiracy of my own. I think that fast food rastaurants pute stuff in there food to make you ungeryer then when you got there, and that buffets make you full faster than ussualy.

Answer 8

Actually Cows eat Chicken Burgers, thats how they are like that! They sneak around and eat them...RAW! WITH THE FEATHERS!!! So its all the chicken's fault, those little delicious chickens...EAT THEM!!!

Answer 9

Yes - and what about the Mad Cow? That would be terrorist bovines.... I know that that is on purpose too so they can just watch us go nuts

Answer 10

Cows are not that smart