Its not a joke, bt can b enjoyed, hows it?

Question

1. Don't imagine you can change a man unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal.

FYI: I don't hate man, I've got one.....just love a challenge.

Answer 1

LOL - I think i can accept a joke and understood what you meant forget those negative comments, many of those can't take a joke and appears here just to criticize other while gathering points.

Answer 2

Love it! Especially 11, 9, 7, and 5.

Answer 3

Right On

Answer 4

Are you anti men? Would you like to live in a menless world?

Answer 5

If you hate men so much go be a lesbian. I don't understand how this is a question.

Answer 6

abit sexist dont you think?

a shame I try hard to make peace with females

Answer 7

Loyalty and faithness... but could they stand the test of time and money? :)

Answer 8

thanks
they r nice

Answer 9

50 : 50 Ya... u think on reverse....

Answer 10

correct