Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

Two farmers who lived next to each were talking one day and farmer Joe asks Jack :
"HOw did that pig get that wooden leg?"
"Well," said farmer Jack "that pig actually saved my life, the hen coop caught on fire and in the process of saving the hens I guess I passed out and he ran in and pulled me out!"
" Oh wow really? But how did he get that wooden leg?"
"There was another time when someone was trying to rob me and he actually woke me up to stop the robber"
"No kidding?, But how did he get a wooden leg?"
"Well with a pig that good you cant eat him all at once!"

Do you ppl think this is funny or not?

2006-08-15 08:19:56 · 18 answers · asked by Ky_bello 3

satisfy my curiosity and tell me a secret... :) no worries i wont tell

2006-08-15 08:15:05 · 15 answers · asked by FutureNurse 2

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!


Try to find out what is strange about this paragraph. I promise there is something about it~ First one to guess right gets the points~

2006-08-15 08:12:54 · 35 answers · asked by Lucid_dreams 4

2006-08-15 08:07:59 · 19 answers · asked by Chris S 1

2006-08-15 08:05:07 · 18 answers · asked by megan g 1

2006-08-15 07:56:20 · 22 answers · asked by postypaul 3

funny video clips

2006-08-15 07:55:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 07:55:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'll give you a start - ear and leg are two, so name the other eight. Bum doesn't count, nor any other slang words.

2006-08-15 07:52:39 · 74 answers · asked by The Shadow 3

2006-08-15 07:50:58 · 19 answers · asked by katz 4

public health insurance group..

2006-08-15 07:48:59 · 8 answers · asked by PHIG 3

http://www.madblast.com/index.cfm?action=view&id=5751&scid=9683

2006-08-15 07:26:42 · 6 answers · asked by henry_arnold2002 1

2006-08-15 07:25:59 · 32 answers · asked by sparky 2

2006-08-15 07:19:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 07:13:05 · 10 answers · asked by greebo 3

2006-08-15 07:04:28 · 20 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6

2006-08-15 06:54:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

For instance will feeding my neighbours cat compensate for coveting his wife?

2006-08-15 06:51:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

A bug eyed man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a Gecko. The man doesn't even notice the gecko sitting next to him and sets his coat on top of him. The gecko gets pissed and yells out "HEY watch it ******!" Then the bug eyed man apologizes saying "oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Then the gecko.. pissed off yells "You didn't see me? With those eyes..."

(finish this joke, 10 points to the funniest response)
(then I'll tell you mine)

2006-08-15 06:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

2006-08-15 06:47:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here is my favorite joke:

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

2006-08-15 06:44:20 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2

on the twenty third day he thinks well I love Rex but if I don't eat him we will both die so he decides there is nothing else for it but to kill his best friend, anyway two hours later he has had a real feast and when he finishes all that is left is a big pile of bones and he thinks to himself "what a shame Rex would have really enjoyed those" !.

2006-08-15 06:43:53 · 12 answers · asked by fattommy 3

As she skips her way through the village, Little Red Riding Hood runs into the blacksmith. “Well hello there Little Red Riding Hood! Where are you headed today?”
“I’m going to Grandma’s house to give her some goodies.”
“Oh, NO! Little Red Riding Hood, do you who lives in that forest? The Big Bad Wolf! And if he sees you, you know what he’ll do? Why he’ll hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
“ Mr. Blacksmith, I’m a big girl now and I can take care of my self.” With that she reaches into basket, and pulls out a .45 .
“ Well you be safe girl.” And off into the woods she goes.
Deep in the woods she hears a voice from high up in the trees.
“ Little Red Riding Hood, What are you doing in the forest?”
“ Hi Mr. Lumberjack! I’m just taking Grandma some goodies.”
“ But Little Red Riding Hood, Do you know who lives in this forest? The Big Bad Wolf lives here and he finds you well, he’ll hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
“ Don’t worry about me Mr. Lumberjack, I got a surprise for that wolf.” She reaches into the basket grabs her .45 and shows it to the lumberjack.
“ He ain’t gonna mess with me today!”
“ Well, you tell Granny ‘Hi’ for me and be safe out there little girl.”
Deeper into the woods she goes. When outta the darkness she hears…
“ Hehehe…well if it ain’t Little Red Riding Hood! Do you know who I am? I’m the Big Bad Wolf. And do you know what I’m gonna do to you? I’m gonna hike your skirt, pull down your panties and #*@% the little red socks off of you!”
With that said, Little Red Riding Hood grabbed the wolf around the neck, shoved his face to her bosom, pulled out the .45, held it to his temple and whispered in his ear…
“ I don’t think so Mr. Big & Bad, your gonna eat me…just like the story says.

2006-08-15 06:27:45 · 9 answers · asked by Helzabet 6

Shoot him with a purple elephant gun. And how do you kill a white elephant? You choke him until he turns purple - then you shoot him with a purple elephant gun.

2006-08-15 06:23:13 · 14 answers · asked by theophilus 5

Confucius say: "Learn to masturbate-"

my answer is "come in handy" What's yours?
Most original (and funny) gets the points!

2006-08-15 06:19:37 · 10 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

They are both purple...except for the tiger!

2006-08-15 06:17:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

(funniest answer gets the points)

2006-08-15 06:08:20 · 13 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6

2006-08-15 06:07:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 06:01:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 05:58:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous