Confucius say: "Learn to masturbate-"
my answer is "come in handy" What's yours?
Most original (and funny) gets the points!
2006-08-15 06:19:37 · 10 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house, masturbate in basement."
2006-08-15 06:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i think of the internet is like all different society. There are people who savour the prospect to work together and function genuine looking self administration whilst it is composed of humor, sarcasm, verbalizing emotion etc. Then there is the component who, for notwithstanding reason, sense the would desire to disrupt, use positioned downs and in maximum cases act the fool. unquestionably, Y/A is extra advantageous than loads of message forums i've got seen. some who regular uncensored message forums spew hate and different CR**, 24/7.
2016-10-02 03:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius says man who needs to learn to masturbate is too stupid to be educated.
2006-08-15 06:36:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mesper 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Confucius say" Man who has hole in front pants pocket feel cocky all day."
2006-08-15 15:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say..."Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger" lol
2006-08-15 06:25:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Man who run in back of car get exhausted
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who going through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
2006-08-15 08:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
confucius say man who stands on toilet is high on pot!
2006-08-15 07:38:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
he says my head my head
2006-08-15 08:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my answer is teach someone to do it for you and keep your hands free.
2006-08-15 06:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL ~Bren~ Good one!
2006-08-15 06:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋