Jokes & Riddles - August 2006

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

2006-08-15 05:54:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 05:46:27 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Does anybody kno any really good knock knock jokes and other jokes? And joke websites!
thanks oOo.Tash.oOo

2006-08-15 05:40:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

ill give u a hint! starts w/ the letter A.

2006-08-15 05:22:04 · 16 answers · asked by blackcat7995 2

2006-08-15 05:22:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was plenty of Jesus, but no Jedi.

2006-08-15 05:00:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man is looking at a grave stone and says, "No brother or sisters have I, but this man's father, is my father's son."

2006-08-15 04:36:30 · 15 answers · asked by penagian 2

I want to find out what it was like when God was just a young gun. I would like to hear more about his early days before creation, when he was just a minor diety hanging around Olympus with Apollo and Darth Vader.
Does anyone know where I might find a copy?

2006-08-15 04:34:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

thanks

2006-08-15 04:26:41 · 41 answers · asked by beavis 2

*riddle*

2006-08-15 04:26:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

*riddle*

2006-08-15 04:25:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

this was a riddle someone gave me and I have no idea. Maybe you do.

2006-08-15 04:16:35 · 28 answers · asked by gitammy 2

>>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side
>>is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at
>>the same speed as you.

>>Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is

>>unable to overtake it.

>>Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.



>>What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

>>

IT'S A JOKE, BUT FIRST ONE TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER GET'S THE TEN POINTS.

>>

2006-08-15 04:13:01 · 12 answers · asked by Fabe 6

greater than heaven worse than hell the poor have it the rich want it what is it

2006-08-15 04:12:20 · 14 answers · asked by kbug_13 2

2006-08-15 04:11:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 04:10:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'll give you 10 points if you're the first to get the answer right.

2006-08-15 04:08:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

go on give it your best shot you won't offend me one stipulation though no yo mamma insults they are so boring.. number 100 or best/worst by close of question gets the ten points :D

2006-08-15 04:03:15 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous

His nose is much to small, see picture:
http://911blimp.net/vid_fakeOsamaVideo.shtml

A larger segment of his confession, is available in the following video: It is toward the end of the video, at 1:12:07.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5946593973848835726

2006-08-15 03:45:35 · 5 answers · asked by Joe_Pardy 5

2006-08-15 03:42:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 03:38:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 03:37:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm sure you have...wanna share them?

This week, I've seen:
"Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend."
"I'm sick of being my wife's arm candy!"
"You can't spell manslaughter without laughter."
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

How about y'all?

2006-08-15 03:23:32 · 13 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7

what weighs less then an ounce but not even a strong man can hold it longer then a minute?

first one right gets 10 pts ya will have to wait the 4 hours out so dont be hatin!

2006-08-15 03:09:27 · 27 answers · asked by kikiaboo29 3

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

2006-08-15 02:57:35 · 24 answers · asked by Jasmine B 3

Best answer wins

2006-08-15 02:48:37 · 24 answers · asked by angel5645 2

dont we all hate that lol

2006-08-15 02:44:29 · 17 answers · asked by pacinateskies 2

2006-08-15 02:15:49 · 17 answers · asked by ByeBuyamericanPi 4

2006-08-15 02:08:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-15 02:01:55 · 6 answers · asked by jagadeep s 1