I'm sure you have...wanna share them?
This week, I've seen:
"Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend."
"I'm sick of being my wife's arm candy!"
"You can't spell manslaughter without laughter."
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
How about y'all?
2006-08-15 03:23:32 · 13 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL at Beanie--I've got one that says "My other ride is Tony Stewart." :-)
2006-08-15 09:00:21 · update #1
I have several of those shirts
"I see your problem, You're stupid!"
"Don't think twice, you didn't get it the first time you won't get it the second time either."
"I'm not deaf I'm just ignoring you."
"I would do me.'
Front of shirt: "Do you want to know how to keep an idiot busy? (Read back)
Back of shirt: "Read the front of my shirt."
2006-08-15 03:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Paktown 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The difference between genius and stupid is that genius has a limit
I don't suffer from laziness, I enjoy every minute of it
Somedays you're the bug, somedays you're the windshield
Homework is overrated
2006-08-15 11:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by The Amazing Humdinger 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No offense to any blondes out there, but this shirt was really cute:
Silly blondes, brains are for brunettes!
It took after the whole "silly rabbit, trix are for kids" thing. lol
2006-08-15 03:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Orange ♥Mocha♥ Frappuccino 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I saw a really overweight guy wearing a T-shirt that read "I beat anorexia" Hilarious!
2006-08-15 03:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by ninja_girl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen quite a few...
*Seen on a beautiful asian woman*"No, I won't love you long time"
"Lazy cracker contractors... own the home that meth built."
"Legalize Prostitution... Your mom needs a job"
"For a good time, call your mom"
2006-08-15 04:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by Richard H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1.my son wants this one(pink tshirt):"don't laugh,it's your girlfriend's shirt"
2."G_ F_ck Y_urs_lf...would you like to buy a vowel?"
3."Madame,please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes"
4."I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter"
2006-08-15 05:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by L.T. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Haven't Lost My Mind
(I sold it on Ebay)
2006-08-15 03:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
On the front: Different kinds of bras
At the back: ZeBRA, CoBRA...
2006-08-15 03:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by obssdgb 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well-Traveled. Not really, my mind just wanders.
Some multi-task. I multi-slack.
Wedgie Expert
2006-08-15 04:25:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Rehab is for Quitters" was always a favorite of mine.
I also just had one made that says "My other ride is Chuck Norris"
Also "That must be hard for you"
2006-08-15 05:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by beanie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋